Things that we learned from our previous relationship:

-You should be the one to dump them first. People who dump instead of getting dumped feel much less pain and can get emotionally balanced in a much shorter time compared to the people who get dumped who are left with a severe trauma for a veryyyyyyy long time.

-Do not stay in a relationship for more than 5 months. Beyond that time, the more you stay the more you get hurt, so just leave after 5 months and find someone new.

-Do not allow yourself to get emotionally attached to anybody, this way if the relationship would fail, you will not suffer as much as you would if you were emotionally attached

-Looking for a true love? Rent a couple disney movies, true love could be found only in movies, this is the real life :)

-One thing that i actually found useful (Did not belive in it before), follow astrology, it is not accurate 100% of the times, but it could give you a pretty good idea of who you are and who you are looking for, and who should you date.



you are welcome to add anything of your own, whether its something you have learned or something staritic and funny about relationships that you came up with.

If I would get the teaching from my past relationship ,it wouldn't be anything good for me and my future relationships. Because it would be just:
-don't trust in anything what Your partner say
-don't engage emotionally
-don't talk about Your feelings
-don't talk about the problems in relationship

So I didn't learn anything from my ex relationship. I decided it was such a bad experience with so many bad examples that I need to forget it.

- Dont trust anyone blindly (you will go blind)
- When you are forgotten, then its one word...You are forgotten so dont try to change it
- You can love again, and be happy again thats because you change your priorties..you are number one to yourself from now on..so you can get balanced relationship that wont smash you when its over (remember you are number ONE!! not him...)
- Love is Different than trust..so you can love all you want but always leave some space for the trust
- Dont take your partner for granted but always expect the worst from them
- Learn to be happy with yourself..there are always those times when you are forced to be alone, so if you dont learn to be happy with yourself you will never be happy with anyone..
- If you are a girl and you're reading this..dont show too much attention...guys get their head big when they feel you need them
- Last line : Guys are hunters..

Edit :

Forgot one thing too
- Dreams do not come true (a little blunt but oh well..thats life)

Sounds like you are engaging in self-destructive behaviour.

Well its not self destructive but I mean isnt that life?

Well, it's supposed to be satiric and funny.

How about, always keep at least three men on the hook at the same time. It always pays to have a plan B, and plan C doesn't hurt, either.

Gigabitch, I liked your comment, even though im a guy it made me laugh :)
i guess i could apply it myself as a guy (to have 3 girls at the same time)