Is my message idea retarded? She said "The most private thing I'm willing to admit: I like avocados :P" so I thought up this potentially sorry ass line: "Avocados are great! What do you enjoy them with or on? I remembered how my city had a great hand in So.Cal avocado history so since you like interesting relevant facts, maybe you'll like this one ^_^ :
"The original "Hass" avocado tree in La Habra Heights was planted 1926, and survived until 2002. This variety has become the most popular summer avocado in the world."
Utterly moronic? Decent?