i find it hard to believe you even got butterflies in the first place.
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i find it hard to believe you even got butterflies in the first place.
the dental dam discussion must playin' up in your mind lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Gribble [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
This is what annoyed me today. One of my female friends had a sexual misadventure last night (technically today) with another guy that was brought about (accidentally) by one of my other male friends. There are now some bad feelings between them. I don't feel like getting into details
Anyways, she has a boyfriend who doesn't know. But she sleeps around ALL the time with TONS of guys. Her boyfriend is oblivious. I got upset with the whole situation
One of my friends calls and calls. He signs on MSN and if I am away he'll send me 6-7 messages. He sends me text messages and leaves voicemails on my phone.
He's a good friend, but I have my own life and I don't always have time to talk. Reminds me that I am older. I don't like being reminded of that.
I can't wait to get older and have my life get better
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Originally Posted by DoesntMatter [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
i think the trick to life is; always be humble and you'll always enjoy life
No, cause if I'm always humble I'll never get a girl and therefore not be happy. Not necessarily miserable but just bland and unenthused
the right girl will always appreciate the humble man, it's a turn on actually!Quote:
Originally Posted by DoesntMatter [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Dude, that is nasty and dangerous. Somebody should tell him.Quote:
Originally Posted by DoesntMatter [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Today I was annoyed by naughty cats waking me up at six.
A branch fell from a tree and hit my head like a gigantic lawn dart. It hurt a bit, but I ignored it. A few minutes later someone pointed out that blood was trickling down my cheek. ****. I had to go to a dermatologist. She poked and prodded, applied some gel, finally she sighed and looked me in the eye. She said I'm lucky I have such a hard head. Nothing chipped. However, the cut, while small, is oddly shaped and won't stop bleeding. Since I can't wear a bandage on top of my head I have to wear gauze wrapped around it. Like in those old sitcoms where the guy gets his tooth pulled. Go me!
I went to bed at midnight (finally, I haven't been able to fall asleep at a decent time for a while) and my ****ing idiot of a friend called me up 5 times over the period of 20 minutes at 2 in the god damn morning.
What he wanted was pictures I took of him for his self portrait project that he was supposed to do a long time ago. I forgot to email them to him. When he could have just used a mirror, he just had to call me at the buttcrack of dawn.
It took me an hour and a half to fall back asleep.
I think you forgot to put "boy" infront of the word "friend"Quote:
Originally Posted by doppelgaenger [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Hehe
I've just had too much Yumcha at my co-worker's birthday party. I was dieting for a while, now this and my cousin's birthday completely knocked me out.
I feel like puking, never eating this much again.
Do you mean dim sum, Mish? Yum cha is when you go out for dim sum & tea in the morning, its what the outing is called (means drink tea). I wondered why they say that in Oz.
Someone please shoot me. I met a cute girl today. We traded numbers. I should have known something was up when she refused to give me her's unless I gave her mine first. I thought that was kind of weird but she had a great rack. And great racks tend to distract me from my intuition.
Less than five minutes after we parted she called me. And then she proceeded to speak rapidly about every event that has transpired in her 23 years of existence. Oh, my god. This girl does not even breathe. After an hour I knew which schools she'd attended, what her friend Katie did last night, how many times she's been screwed over by boys, and how this one time she ate, like, ten pieces of cake. No lie! Oh, and apparently last month she used 6000 cell phone minutes. This compared to the 250 or so I gluttonously consumed.
Arrrgh! When I did manage to get off the phone (by fibbing, no less) she immediately sent me a rapid-fire burst of text messages. I would dearly love to get into this girl's pants; however, this is the first girl I've ever come across that's so annoying I don't think I could stomach her long enough to seal the deal.