This is the most hilariously retarded thing I have ever read.
Type: Posts; User: Charlie Boy II
This is the most hilariously retarded thing I have ever read.
That he tried to have sex with you when he was drunk doesnt necessarily mean that much. To be honest I can't really tell if he likes you or not either. It depends what sort of guy he is. If he is shy...
Haha that's not true vash!
You have already doomed yourself to failure by befriending the girl and "kind of" asking her on a date. You need to be much more direct. You also need to hit the gym. 23 is way too young for a beer...
You need to use paragraphs
I always learned a lot from each rejection and it sounds like you're learning a lot now. This one is probably a lost cause, but this experience will help you get the next one. And at least you had...
lol, man, you sure are obsessed with your wife's underwear.
If a girl sleeps with me too soon, I might worry she's a bit of a slut.
I had an experience with hash cake that was so horrific that it put me off weed for life. It was like my mind was a glass of water and it had been tipped over and spilled across the table.
There...
Graham you're a liar and a douche. That is all.
Terrible advice.
My gf is a primary school teacher. I find that sexy.
ROFL. Nice analougy
I surf and live in Australia and I've never heard of anyone going to Thailand on a surfing trip. I don't think there's even any surf there?!
If your boyfriend was interested in surfing and...
You don't have a jealousy problem. You have a girlfriend problem. As in you need a new one.
Always ask for their number. ALWAYS.
If they say no, accept it immediately and don't act like your feelings have been hurt.
Hey Gribs, nice to see you back. Someone give the guy access to BJ.
Too funny!
Pretty close, but I go with sister 2. But sister 1 looks like she has a better personality
I don't suppose there's any point now looking at what went wrong, it's too late for that.
It's hard to know what advice to give. From what you write, moving in together seems like a bad idea. You...
so what? what is the relevance of your loser boyfriend?! Is he some standard of modern fatherhood is he? Some kind of benchmark, is he?
Hello1 are you bragging your loser boyfriend puts you before his own son?! You sound like a f-cking bitch.
Wait until he says it first.
Right, so when my girlfriend's mum ruined my girlfriend's teenage years by moving in a douche bag sleaze and focusing all her energy on that shitty relationship, she was merely teaching my girlfriend...
If you had one of those four issues, you could probably work it out. But you've got all four. It's just too many issues and it doesn't sound like he's going to change.