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Is it just me that thinks this poor ****er deserves at least a gobble for his weeks effort? With all due respect, you dont seem like the most stable of birds, and you might just have led him on a...

Forget her dude, all german birds have hairy pits. Get yourself on the interweb and snag yourself a nice swede or something.

I aint gettin on no plane.

I pity the fool that reads this.

Yeah, give wakeup the credit for re-writing exactly what i said. What a joke.

Im so attracted to you right now, Mike.

Dont walk down any dark alleys? **** me, lol.

Well Mike, maybe you have one of these great personalities that attract people after a short time. I've only shared 2 posts with you, and already im feeling a connection. Love doesnt own a watch you...

Everytime i put myself out there, i get shot down in flames. I really cant catch a break these days. I just hope i live long enough to taste the true love again, what with my terrible disease....

Soft quiet shoes, some good rope, and a black hood works for me.

Yeah it seems like you led him on and then dumped him because he started to get feelings for you. A short period of stalking is justified in this case i reckon. Bite the bullet and dont be such a...

Will you go out me with me searock?

Great detective work officer Wakeup.

Appearing on Jeremy Kyle isnt a "job". Tell your bf to get off the ****ing x-box, and get down to Mcds, they are always looking for good stock like him. I doubt he's reading this, i doubt he can even...

Fair enough.

I just translated. I judge no-one.

lolz .

Im not ****ing translating all that.

Its dickwad and gayblade. Ask your mom before you try trash talk on the interweb. Saying gaywad, makes you sound like a prick.

Yeah, good tactic man. Start agreeing with Indi, lol.

Beats waiting in line for your mom, and they smell nicer.

This thread is giving me aids, im outta here. People will start to think im buddies with you 2 pricks.

Jeez dude, you're strange after a jump, i dont like it,

Im catching loverejects depression here, the trash talk is that pish.

Seriously guys, try harder ffs.