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Which makes it shocking that they dont like you, bro.

Worst. Bro-off.Ever.

Dude, your mom doesnt count as an "ex".

A rich, indian, lovesreject. Great stuff.

I'm not loling at you bro, was directed at the wrongly accused exwife beater. His best advice is join a bike club, and move up to the fast group if you're too speedy. This Don Juan is a fraud, and I...

lol .

Like I'm bullshitting a brother.

He's busy e-mailing admin, again, lol.

Kickboxing isnt a sport bro, It's barely a hobby. Do a real mans sport like karate before you try and give advice about birds to a brother.

Tell them my hitler joke about the gas bill. Birds piss themselves at it.

lol, funny you dont deny the beatings, or you bragging about her on bebo, you just deny she was your wife. How many times you been married? Being married many times doesnt suggest you are a good...

Dont be like that.

Your pecker is 5'6 inches, unless you were lying about being 5'6 tall. That's little bro.

Better that, than having a broad laughing at your little pecker, bro.

lol .

Why do you think his first wife left him? It wasnt just the beatings. He was always bragging about her on bebo, back in the 90's.

You're way more annoying than Lisa. Dont flatter yourself bro.

That would only work in prison, not at college.

Have I missed someone advising him to hang around laundry rooms? hahah

Dont start saying that to birds bro. You dont have the charisma to carry off that type of humour. It's more likely to end in your arrest, than your hole.

Yeah .

Hand job at the most if he buys me popcorn.

........but I'm not sucking his cock, btw. Make sure he is aware of that.

If it's the new Spiderman movie, you should go. ****ing brilliant on the big screen I bet. If you dont want to go, tell him I'll go with him.

It's over-rated to be honest bro. You're only obsessed because you've never done it. After like a 1000 times, it's boring as a mother****er.