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It's been more than three years living with my wife... and I've yet to see her pee. I like it that way.

Don't get me wrong - Cod's ok. It's just not my first choice in fish. And don't be fooled - Atlantic salmon sucks.

Cod from the ocean... piffle.

Try fresh-caught PACIFIC Salmon smoked on a BBQ. Now THAT'S good fish!

Man... I would love to (and will!) move back to the west coast. We're 6 hours from the sea here. They think Red Lobster is good seafood here, LOL.

We DO eat far more meat than our ancestors did. There's absolutely no reason for us to eat it every day. I do eat meat daily but far less than the average American, except on Sundays when I grill...

Humans are omnivores. That's why we have incisors in front for ripping meat, and molars in back for grinding veggies.

I used to have a co-worker that was vegetarian (not vegan) and he said that meat substitutes were for people that missed eating meat. I never got that... why not just eat the meat?

Ok, ew. That's some shit I really don't wanna see. Close the ****ing door.

Veggie bacon? No wonder he's gone.

On the mornings when my wife wakes up first, she clambers over me and makes a...