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Someone forgot to read, as usual.

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BoredGeorge, no one should ever listen to your "advice", fück off and deal with your own cascade of issues and idiocy.

Dibs on the whole "Love at first sight" contradiction.

Don't bother dissecting romanticized one-liners that sound good but don't mean jack.

This.

Better not take his chances from low to miniscule just to keep it from others.

Neat, got any more info on that? I found a collection of disjunct lectures, is this what you were hinting at or is there an actual course?

Most archi math is just measurements and geometry, and...

That's the definition of 'unrequited love', not rejection. Though you shouldn't use that term either, since you can't admit that what you call love is you just being horny. Also admit that the only...

Does "coming out of your shell" mean that you're trying to make friends outside of family connections/friends with a similar upbringing? At least that's a big issue for chinese friends of mine over...

Information is king ;) Like the pepper-spray incident that is all the rage now in regards to the OWS movement, but of course it cuts out the part before that where an officer spent a good ten minutes...

My irk with it was that #1 calling someone bipolar refers far more to someone being surprisingly emotional as opposed to the actually calling out the disorder (e.g. how calling someone a 'retard'...

I still find it funny that dumping him because he called you bipolar reinforces the idea that you may actually be bipolar. But hey, if that's all it takes it's hardly as if either of you took things...

Now I keep on imagining some blondie having skin removed from that portion of the body to look as 'perfect' as possible, and then have it rip during pregnancy as a result when it fails to expand...

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Nay for stick figures :P

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Rubba dub dub.

Suggest Sri Lanka instead - Great beaches without the prostitution that lurks in Bangkok and such.

Guys are visual creatures.

If your problem is with him looking at some stranger online, just give him so naughty pics of yourself for him to use. Problem solved.

Copied what I said in a similar thread a couple of months back.
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Okay, look.

Porn+Masturbation = Habitual, minimal time spent for low-effort relief, minor enjoyment, 'mood' is not...

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Aaaw yeah.

Well, if you're trying out things that you don't really like and end up getting nowhere, it's hardly as if you'd do worse by risking to fall short of becoming something that you think is...

Name one.

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Translation :

After you, any chick would go gay.

“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the...

If he grows up.