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That's probably all you recall because that's the primarily the only aspect of my relationship that I feel compelled to share on this website.

What makes you say that?

No.

I know that's not the case.

She needs to throw me a bone every now and then, there needs to be some reward for my efforts.

Well yeah, my point still stands, because it assumes a person have a solid, and stable foundation to begin with.



32?

I don't know, at what age do women suddenly become enthralled with...

I'm not sure I would ever buy diamonds, seems like a waste of money.

Her response was that bar a few "appropriate" occasions, she thinks they're frivolous.

Then again, you're like, what, 35?
...

Once again, this come down to the fact you're in a new relationship.

You're still mindful about how much he's paying attention, how much he's listening.

Believe it or not, eventually you'll...

So you're saying, buying something that lasts longer, bars me from having to continue purchasing gifts in the future?

I see your point.

If it's the thought that counts, then what's wrong with flowers?

I win.

Well, lets see:

Flowers: 15 dollars.

Jewelry: 1500 dollars.

Hmmm.

I don't know if I can do it.

I just can't justify purchasing something so unpractical.

Y'know, I thought my g/f was kinda a dude with tits.

Because I'm sure she had some guards up, she wasn't presenting a very feminine, emotional side.

Then one day, as I was discussing this with...

I've never been to a strip club.

If there's any place to do it, it's New Orleans. Bourbon street has some of the best strip clubs in the country, but it seems like such an endeavor, and a waste of...

I had to import mine from Texas.

No, I was thinking I would just let you walk in on me giving advice to another guy.

The female perspective.

Priceless.

DW, I've concluded that we just don't think alike.

You're like, way over there, and I'm way over here.

It's just not workin' out man, I think it's time...

This f*ckin' guy.


Anyway, I concur with Bell.

'Zactly.

Man, this guy has me thrown for a loop.

Here, he's being overly logical, and then over there, he's being irrational.

I think this event did a bigger number on you than you give it...

So you'll accept a bj from a friend you're not romantically interested...

But you won't flip your lid when you stumble on your g/f gettin' pegged by your buddy.

What the f uck.

You're killing me DW.

You should've majored in relationships instead of history.

Pussywhipped.

No, dude.

That just makes you her bitch.

Man the f*ck up.

Listen to Giga, that child is not yours.

Chalk it up as a casualty of a bad relationship.

I'm glad to see you're finally getting angry.

Tap into that darkside, buddy, the sooner you get it...

DW, you need to tap into the dark side.

I'm very close to mine (darkside), and it really helps keep me level headed.

Do you have siblings?

Or buddies?

People you can sit and talk about...

This is incentive for you to get over this good for nothing slut, and look forward to procuring a woman, that is beautiful, great in bed, and fantastic at cooking.

Awesome, I'm glad we've gotten...

Don't be, we got your back, we are all the sense, and emotional support you need.

Just sit back, relax, and we'll take care of everything for you.