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  1. Maybe, the ex has nobody to sleep with and having...

    Maybe, the ex has nobody to sleep with and having sex with your boyfriend is Santa Claus's gift for Christmas? Then the guy is sympathetic, compassionate and self-sacrificing. Good Samaritan.
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    Your situation is worse than you think. Passion...

    Your situation is worse than you think. Passion is gone first as the most liquid energy. Then comfort disappears. You need a constant renewal of mind to keep passion everlasting.


    Romans 12:2
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    Personally I would have asked your ex boyfriend...

    Personally I would have asked your ex boyfriend why he took your phone when you slept. Personal information theft is E-crime, they say....
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    Get to know the girl and you won't have to worry...

    Get to know the girl and you won't have to worry about starting a new relationship with someone you barely know.
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    He's programming his future regarding children....

    He's programming his future regarding children. Now ask him to make a comment about where "the future children" are supposed to come from. Then you can figure out if he means you or someone else or...
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    Only idiots start a conversation with "I". Have...

    Only idiots start a conversation with "I". Have anyone taught you "You Attitude"'. He should say something like "Hi. You are awesome. Can I bring you a coffee from Tim Hortons or do you prefer...
  7. I hate children ever since my childhood.

    I hate children ever since my childhood.
  8. Thread: I am not tall.

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    So what? Napoleon was 5'6" tall and conquered the...

    So what? Napoleon was 5'6" tall and conquered the whole Europe. You are not tall. You are a loser.
  9. You always have a chance until you miss the...

    You always have a chance until you miss the opportunity. The idea is to be delighted with her beauty till infinity. If she believes you, she will show more. Sex is not just spanking like idiots...
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    That's stupid. Say to her: "I can't imaging...

    That's stupid. Say to her: "I can't imaging biology studies without genetic control of cell growth, differentiation and morphogenesis. I have a project on my mind to perform an experiment on the...
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    Yeah. Get rid of the jerk. Find a better guy. Go...

    Yeah. Get rid of the jerk. Find a better guy. Go into ballet to increase your self-esteem.


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wz_f9B4pPtg

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    Foreplay should go first. Otherwise females...

    Foreplay should go first. Otherwise females become defensive.

    http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51XvlAA-CJL._SY344_PJlook-inside-v2,TopRight,1,0_SH20_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg
  13. Thread: Complex Break Up

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    Dude, when you are 35, you will want a...

    Dude, when you are 35, you will want a schoolgirl. Let's be dirty pedophiles.


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzSfx2IKafs
  14. Thread: Complex Break Up

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    Don't give up and you will surely get her. Women...

    Don't give up and you will surely get her. Women appreciate faithfulness and loyalty. But that can take a while. When I lived in Russia, I too had an older girlfriend in New York. By the time I...
  15. Thread: Video Tape

    by Agnus
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    I guess, the copyright holder keeps the tape....

    I guess, the copyright holder keeps the tape. Model's written permission is required for publishing, though. Otherwise it's illegal and somebody can get into trouble if breaks the law..
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    Don't listen to idiots. Dating a boss is cool. It...

    Don't listen to idiots. Dating a boss is cool. It can open new opportunities. On the contrary, if you don't date the boss, she might get offended and fire you. But you should foresee where the...
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    Give her Sensual Massage. ...

    Give her Sensual Massage.


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wC1wINJbLrY
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    She's in heat.

    She's in heat.
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    Yeah. When somebody kisses me I usually worry if...

    Yeah. When somebody kisses me I usually worry if she brushed her teeth. A lot of deadly germs out there, you know.
  20. It's all about energy. It's like building...

    It's all about energy. It's like building rapport. When you visualize a girl in your mind, at first you see her contracted and cold as if something prevented from penetrating her aura. But if you...
  21. Only shitheads think that someone is sicker than...

    Only shitheads think that someone is sicker than themselves. Tell your girlfriend that you are determined to become the best lover in the world and need a guinea pig. Some background education is...
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    Behave as if you know what you are doing. The...

    Behave as if you know what you are doing. The trick is never doubt. Let her think after but you look ahead. If you say come with me you should mean it. Girls are stupid. They believe males. They...
  23. Thread: Torn Between Two

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    Dude, become a Mormon and have both and more. ...

    Dude, become a Mormon and have both and more.

    http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/08/29/article-2405675-1B852839000005DC-623_634x473.jpg
  24. Thread: 1st girlfriend

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    Sure, there is. ...

    Sure, there is.


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUnguSwHWsA
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    You will find only losers of both sexes on...

    You will find only losers of both sexes on on-line dating sites. Personally I discovered that the best way to get women is volunteering. I was even invited to join the Go-Topless March in Toronto. ...
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