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I like your style, m8. I really wish we can skip the unnecessary hazing and character assassination and move right to bestie phase.

I'm gonna actually listen to you ya crazy old pantystain and if it works, jumpstarting mindblowing sex and endless love with doves flying and shit I'm NEVER admitting you're right. You understand...

what, buy her bigger underwear or get her fat?

By the way, wifey scheduled a dinner/happy hour date with this lady and her boyfriend from her work. She sent me a text earlier of her underwear band. Its part of this set we bought at the casino,...

for shame. :(

Maybe I did. :emot16:

Your emoticons are ****ing terrible here.

If I cared about you having my IP address I would have used a proxy server.

It's "spayed" by the way, people. For fukcs sake.

No. Only gay dudes and other women should have women as close friends.

I wrote a paper on this my third sophomore year for a cognitive psych class. Unless there is a broad enough gap in the...

Yeah **** these people.

A/S/L?

pics or it didn't happen.

Good point. To my credit I did leave before she bought a pistol.

Serious question, any chance you like dudes?

Do you mean dancing like out at clubs to house music after vodka shots or do you mean like the viennese waltz and lyrical jazz in Abbie Lee's dance studio? Because if its the latter, I wouldn't ask...

First of all, if the ex girlfriend is that persistent and aggressive he's probably giving her signs or encouragement. Obviously he still wants something from her unless she's a stage 5 clinger with a...

Pffft. I had an ex girlfriend try to stab me. TWICE.

You'll be ok, let her/him cool off.

You should never date someone you're not attracted to. [/end story]

Time. That's it.

It goes away. Trust me on this one.

I bet you're cute, too.

You freaks don't take a few hours off?

Christ.

By the way, my wife rode me on the couch for about 2 hours last night. The downfall is I missed the first half of the Colts-Jags game and I had...

This was in the late 90's when raves were still marginally cool.

From what I heard, now they're like Occupy Wall Street but with slightly better drugs.

You seem feisty. If you didn't talk like a retarded truck driver I bet we'd have great sex.

Have you tried putting it in a heroine?

Have you tried giving her heroine?

Did you really need to be wrong twice?