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    If a girl comes to my apartment after a night out...

    If a girl comes to my apartment after a night out drinking I assume she wants to have sex. Kissing isn't even in question at that point.

    Your mistake was asking. No girl wants to be asked. When...
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    I have no faith in modern science fiction movies....

    I have no faith in modern science fiction movies.

    It will be a cartoony CGI romp. Looney Tunes in space. More like Duck Dodgers than anything Herbert envisioned.
  3. There's nothing deep about emotion. It's a drug...

    There's nothing deep about emotion. It's a drug cocktail, literally. No different than getting stoned out of your mind and blabbering inanely. You might think what you're experiencing is a depth...
  4. Your post is way too long for me to read so I'm...

    Your post is way too long for me to read so I'm just responding to the title.

    Why can't men answer a straight question with a straight answer? Because women never ask straight questions. Theirs...
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    Dune ranks among my favorite but I never read any...

    Dune ranks among my favorite but I never read any of the sequels. How are they? Worth picking up?

    I can only imagine they'd be a disappointment compared to the original, though probably head...
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    I'm a hairy mother ****er. I've encountered...

    I'm a hairy mother ****er. I've encountered women in the past who are creeped out by it. But you know what? That's just because they've never had a real man before. Once I get done with them it's...
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    Hey, don't blame us for that shit. Blame...

    Hey, don't blame us for that shit. Blame prohibition and the government and white knights who still haven't figured out that doesn't work. There's nothing more terriible and more murderous than an...
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    Weed can do that. Don't write it off entirely. ...

    Weed can do that. Don't write it off entirely. Try a different strain. Don't rush into sex. Relax. Listen to music. With good pot you'll feel the music caress you. Once you've achieved a state...
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    Nobody knows how to jack me off better than me. ...

    Nobody knows how to jack me off better than me. I've been perfecting that skill since I was thirteen years old. And if I could reach it, I'm sure I could out blow any of you ladies.

    You know...
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    They are. Intercourse, really, a woman just has...

    They are. Intercourse, really, a woman just has to get on her back and spread 'em. The guy can do all the work. But a good blowjob, that takes some talent on her part.
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    Serious? I love a good beej. If a girl knows...

    Serious? I love a good beej. If a girl knows what she's doing it drives me wild. Eye contact, noise, gasps, lots and lots and LOTS of licking. I'm getting a stiff one just thinking about it.
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    You don't understand why he was lying to you? ...

    You don't understand why he was lying to you?

    Because you were having sex with him and he didn't want that to stop, obviously.
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    Go with the flow. I know that's no help, but...

    Go with the flow. I know that's no help, but it's a lot better than telling you to do this or that.

    Just be confident. If kissing her feels right, kiss her. And if while you're kissing her it...
  14. You're like a poster child for the generation...

    You're like a poster child for the generation gap, no offense.

    Yeah, I go to the liquor store, it's closed. I whip out my Droid, bring up navigation, say "Nearest liquor store" Browse the list. ...
  15. I use my phone for quick bursts of communiction...

    I use my phone for quick bursts of communiction and as a means to arrange face to face meetings. I used to be against texting, but honestly, I abhor talking on the phone. I'd much rather forgo a...
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    I'd hardly call that emotional abuse. I think...

    I'd hardly call that emotional abuse. I think it's a natural response to a bizarre, perverse situation such as a lengthy monogamous relationship. How can two but the most masochistically devoted...
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    I can get off way easier and way more frequently...

    I can get off way easier and way more frequently on my own.

    That doesn't mean it's better than having sex. Not by a long shot.
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    This is the million dollar question. I'm...

    This is the million dollar question. I'm guessing it's just nature, though. Once a woman is successfuly impregnated she's knocked out of the game for quite some time. So it's important for her to...
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    There is no if, VS. You aren't ugly. That isn't...

    There is no if, VS. You aren't ugly. That isn't a compliment. I'm just stating a fact. And I don't mean it as a compliment when I say you could be exceptionally beautiful if you chose to be. You...
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    Monogamy is not natural for human beings. It...

    Monogamy is not natural for human beings. It takes intense and completely unnecessary sacrifice to maintain a mongamous relationship for any length of time. I almost feel sorry for the people...
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    The Ultimate Pick-up

    I was at the bowling alley last night. Kind of a bar/night club/bowling alley. Neon lit lanes. Dance music. Tons of alcohol.

    A group of hot chicks were playing in the lane adjacent to us. ...
  22. I like a date that involves a little walking. ...

    I like a date that involves a little walking. Maybe just from a parking garage in the city to the restaurant on the corner. After the date, on the way back to the car, I slip an arm around her. ...
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    Sure. You can find someone else and stop being a...

    Sure. You can find someone else and stop being a panzy.
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    That's more of a first date thing. After we've...

    That's more of a first date thing. After we've been out a few times I don't expect her to keep up the show. If on the first date you don't offer to pay half or at least give me a heartfelt thanks I...
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    I always pay but I do appreciate when a girl at...

    I always pay but I do appreciate when a girl at least makes an offer. If she lets me pay without making an act of reaching for her purse that sends up red flags.
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