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I saw this, pieced it together with your other posts, and thought it was funny.

So, essentially: You look like an asymmetrical Woody doll, but believe that some "hot" chick should descend from...

When you're speaking to her, touch her on the arm.

Tap her on the shoulder when you want to get her attention.

I don't know about getting "in her face" though...most people like their...