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Brofist!

Let's face it, she's a bit of a skank that you wouldn't want as a girlfriend anyway.

You need to be the one smashing her back doors in whilst some other sap has to listen to her cry on his shoulder about all her life's problems and all the sex she's getting from you - whilst he gets...

I read the full version and have to say despite how you feel about her she is sucking you in with subconscious manipulation.

Her life sounds like a total car wreck and she is as nuts as a bag of...