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Men who've actually been with a few women learn that big tits only look good when they're in a very tight bra.

Although I must admit I still unwrap every sizable rack expecting perky grapefruits...

Clearly bullshit. If not, hire two very pricey escorts and see what you've been missing out on. Hint: it's overhyped.

Isn't it obvious? If you tag along he's not going to get any outside action. You're like a wild card tucked up the sleeve. Ready when needed.

My parents want very much for me to outlive them and die in some hospital bed. My mom tells me something to that effect every time I see her. I don't particularly care. Women have expressed...

I've never understood the obsession with post-death.

When I die you can tie strings around the corpse's wrists and feet and dance it around like a marionette if that gets your rocks off. To...

Will you stop hounding me you filthy old cunt?

^^^ I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. Are you high or something?

Dying with one's boots on is an idiom, by the way. It means I don't plan to die old, feeble and in a...

I don't want L'il Miss Perfect. I want a ****hole. A toy. Silent. To be used when and how I choose. I'm not interested in relationships. I'm going to be a bachelor for life. I've known this...

I do what I can short of sacrificing a lifestyle which still affords me some pleasure. If everyone did what they could my efforts would be enough.

I don't need to make peace with anything. My...

No it does not. And you're in for a world of hurt if you're in a marriage based on love.

I'm speaking of romantic love. Not the bond between parent and child.

I spent some time living in a village in Ecuador. Village probably isn't the right term. This was a tribe living in the jungle. Poorer than poor. I put my engineering studies to use by helping...

The difference is I recognize how good I have it. Not only is the water I drink clean, it's chilled to a pleasing temperature. I have a roof to sleep under when the mood strikes me, and that roof...

If I want knowledge I'll pluck it from books born of great minds. What nugget of wisdom am I gong to glean from the old lady on the corner? How to use soda water to get rid of a stain? Insight in...

Honestly? If you can look beyond the human bias, and being human that's nearly impossible, I think you'd be hard pressed to come up with much to justify the importance we place on ourselves. Most...

I'm bitter because every now and then I need sex and I'm forced to degrade myself by entertaining a female who's barely more than an ape on the evolutionary ladder.

The job's great. The kids I...

I wouldn't have it any other way. If the world accepted me I'd know beyond a shadow of a doubt I was doing something very, very wrong with my life. You can't even begin to imagine how thankful I am...

To what? Being a suckerfish clinging to a big bad shark, hoping for a scrap? Or being that big bad shark, constantly on the move, constantly prowling for the next big kill?

I get to help worthy...

I pursue my dreams, no matter the cost. I had the job, I had the savings. I could have bought a house and married a girl and lived everyone else's dream. And I almost did. But then I said ****...

One of my first girlfriends was bi. She was a demon in the sack. I started seeing her mostly because she tormented me at a party with a little girl-girl show. We started dating, me all the while...

When I meet a woman who can hop onto a motorcycle--not the back of mine, but on her own, because what kind of boring person wants to sit on the back of a motorcycle--and who will ride with me to...

I used to think it was a fair deal to treat a woman. Women are (sometimes) gorgeous. They spend way more on their clothes, and they look way better in them (and waaaay better out of them). They...

And a mouthful for her friend.

Even without skimming they don't deserve it. Investing is the easiest way in the world to make money. The only problem is you need a fat stack of expendable money to invest.

You make sex sound so unappealing.

Sex.

What an idiot. How could he possibly be dumb enough to give you enough info to track him down? Wow. Don't worry. He'll try again and he'll **** up so bad his wife will find out. He's...