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Android, lol gl with that. I doubt very much that this "member" can build his own phone. Cell phones can only be bulit by chinese people on account of their very small fingers. As for the accusations...

Yeah, dont worry about it. If its too hot just put the heating off. Its not a big deal.

Dont anger the beast, he ll kick your 2 front teeth out and make his bird a necklace with them, because hes a mean fckr, but also has a sensitive side. I blame oprah for people like this. Theyll be...

lol, keep you knickers on mr angry. Are you saying because you have a gf that you cant watch porn? Did your mummy tell you it was bad? get with the program dude. Any man that denies watching porn, is...

What a load of shite....
Are you saying that if you found a mystical website where the women showed their titties in white tshirts upon request, that you wouldnt have a look? even if u were in love...

In china, if you have more than 2 children, they chop off your left bollock. Proceed with caution is my advice.

nokia 3310 user ^^^^^

How annoying for you. It sounds like to me that your gf is becoming gay. Over dramatic gestures, watching reruns of ellen. What a ballache for you. I think your gf has some unresolved homoerotic...

You should marry him before some other lucky girl snaps him up , and you end up with some noob with a blackberry or one of those old nokias.

Can someone tell me what happened in a few short sentences, because thats like a fckn book.

You shouldnt let distance come between you. These new iphones are amazing these days. You can talk to your man with video chat, and even have proper video phone sex. The problem here is , i think...

Weird fascination? lol. before i got an iphone , i too was like the op. Always struggling to get a woman , and never knew where i stood with new women that i met. Now when i have a problem, i just...

Ive searched the internets high and low, and i cant find such a website where you can ask a bird with big bazzookas to sport a white t shirt for your viewing pleasure. Im starting to think this story...

If she had an iphone, she would always have credit. you get like a million free texts. just saying.........

think u missread, i said happier not higher. anyway. The lady that is complaining is pissing in the wind. why get upset about something she cant control?
The villian in this thread is just doing...

immpressive sherlock...

not really. his logic is fatally flawed. the point isnt about the size of sexual organs. this villian isnt looking at big boobies because his girl has pancake titties. hes looking because hes...

stop watching dawsons creek dude. enjoy your new found freedom. these feelings of sadness will soon pass after your first ride. dont worry

lol. your sick dude

nice flowers and poetry, lol
where do you live? 1930?

Dont make her a paper boat dude. She ll think youre a screwball. When i want to treat my bird to a romantic evening its easy. 1. die hard dvd 2. cheap bottle of wine. 3. couple rounds round...

any chance you could post a link to this website, just for research purposes ofc. Sounds disgusting............

No offence cerby, but do you want this dude to die a virgin? Ofc he needs a plan. jumping about with a bird without a plan is a recipe for never getting your hole.

Dont say anything, be aloof and mysterious and maybe even tell her shes gaining a little weight. The blow to her self esteem will leave her vulnerable , opening the door to an easy ride for you.

Yeah, dont ask her that dude, its gay.