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15. On my then-boyfriend's brother's bed while then-boyfriend's friend played Final Fantasy 9. I had just been stung by a yellow jacket. He poked me in the belly button and asked "is it in yet?"

Is there no way you could convince whatever means of a social worker she is an unfit mother, and if not the baby gets given to you, at least into an adoptive family? Things here are slightly sticky.

Alcohol poisoning.

...read up on vajazzle. That's definitely a better way to feel great about your vajayjay.

What could you possibly do to "get back" at a guy who realised he made a dumb move while he was blitzed and backed off?

I don't understand why he would up and delete you from facebook, or why it's...

OMG Now you're the Robot Devil!

There are a million and one things that cause BV, though it could also be Trich, too.
Although, if it IS BV, AVOID THE PILLS!!


Ew, he shagged her kids???!

Living in Florida has done me little in the way of good, especially with this fun onset of acne and infections I've accrued.

This all began 3 months ago when I had a UTI, and was given a fun...

Mohawk!
Seriously. Who cares if you're balding? As long as you've got great eyes, a dazzling smile and a fancy wink.
Also, self-confidence will usually beam the snot out of a mini-snag like...

Wow.
The internet has done a good job of making sure someone is so embedded into someone else's life it becomes a mega deal if they don't share they have a twitter.

When does it end? It ends with...

Isn't that all love is? Some kind of emulation of lust forced into some...
my train of thought departed mid-sentence but you see where I'm going.

My boyfriend current checks out porn- I don't care because I can't be there all the time. I'm satisfied when we're together, so why complain?

I did live with an ex once though, who had a complete...

I fatally attempted to mess with a playstation emulator many years ago. It failed to my dismay and haven't screwed around much with emulators since then.
Thank you Dopp. I'm in love.

I mostly only thank you for this because I'm one of those people.
I get SAD when people go through bad times, but it doesn't penetrate on a personal level unless I've been there.

OP, definitely...

;______; I haven't played it in YEARS.
Probably around the last time I played Final Fantasy: Mystic Quest.
I may have been 8.

I've actually hacked off all of my hair so I am no longer the traditional view of feminine beauty.

lol yours reminds me of something from Dragon Warrior.

;_____;

I'm not an attention whore (...okay so I *can* be) but I can be utterly and downright predatory.

I've picked up quite a few shy guys in my day. I may have mis-interpreted "shy" for...

I've never ejaculated. I've read that one sure fire way to do it is fisting, but I'm not into someone cramming their arm elbow deep into my vaj.

I would think your body would get accustomed to needing to maintain blood in there- though it might overwork your heart and lead to early demise-

I'm sure there is a way I can make this...

Wah.
If you were seriously considering it, you wouldn't have thought about it, or told someone you were doing it. You would have just done it.

You mentioned yourself your wife wants to go to...

Aww, that's cute! Dance with me!!


...I forgot about that bulging tissue with no relief part.
I guess if I could walk around with an erection MOST of the time it'd be cool- but the human...

*cringe* I still don't fully comprehend how that works.

Even if I squint and cock my head to the side, I don't really see "man".
At best cross-dressing Japanese boy, but some of those Japanese boys are pretty farking convincing.

I don't understand why a guy would be embarrassed about an erection at all. If I were a dude I would TOTALLY do everything I could to maintain a boner. I would love to be able to pitch a tent *sad*