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This has to be the longest "your momma" joke ever.

Carry on and stay strong Vashti!

*edited because I made a typo, spelled vashit as VAGI prior*

So are you saying that your mom is an ignorant slut?

I'm not trying to be offensive here, it's just that from reading your post, there is more than a strong allusion to one of you being a complete...

I wouldn't take it as the ultimate fact guide on every human being but it's pretty funny, and there is some truth on it to varying degrees. lol

You could also try talking on a British accent during sex.

Blimey!

Toss his salad!

Plus I think what you were trying to say is that anal sex is the answer, and I applaud your willingness to be so bold.

If you were being coy and trying to get at fisting, well that is where you...

Really, is that what you do....you "unleash" on "unsuspecting chickas"?

Have I seen you on that To Catch A Predator show yet?

You're a total douche.

On top of that some one should ask him how old these "hot chicks" were at the neon lane bowling alley.

Why don't you have a seat over there..............

That was beautiful man.............

Really? "Us males" are "really weird in our thought processes"?

Might I direct you to google ladder theory and all shall be revealed to you young wookie.

What if her mom is a complete whore though?

What is this, memoirs of a narcissistic sociopath?

Just because you feel threatened that I see though your weak facade is no excuse for bad behavior. I shall see to it that you are reported for...

Oh so you're getting it now? lol

She was trolling though, in the most inane vapid immature humorless way possible, but trolling none the less.

You could just ask him for the most accurate answer.

Though that would ruin many posters posturing and pointlessness in here which leads to the regulars grabbing their pitchforks and torches.

Will someone please get some crayons and paper and draw him a map of the joke? Thanks. lmao

You seem lonely, I'm not interested though so go talk to another guy on here, thanks!

You may not like my posts but they are at least original and mine. lol

No offense but whoever you're talking about wouldn't be up to the task of what ever it is that I'm doing on here. lol

You...

How dare you sir! I shan't allow you to sully my good name on here!

I demand satisfaction! Is your gf around? lol

Stop trolling!

You're becoming a vapid narcissistic sociopathic bore. If there is ever a mod opening here I'm sure you'll fit in just fine.

No, you're a dog, not all guys are like you, deal with it.

Next!

You can post pictures on the internet, I'm not buying it. I think you're a guy Assley89

I don't know, probably?

Are you a pot head Focker?

Mish gave me an infraction for the above post.

There is nothing offensive about that post, now remove the infraction before I sick Paul Hogan on you ya silly aussie. lol

That was pretty hot. If you could have somehow added chamomile tea into the story with scented candles that would have been great.

I can't believe it's not butter!

Oh so this is all one big joke to you is it? There are people here who take this forum seriously bitch!

I'm not trying to take sides here, I'm just speaking for the, at the moment silent majority,...