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Wait. You aren't a virgin, are you?

Being a virgin in Latvia would be torture.

Yo, be straight with me. How many Latvian girls have you boned?

I'll have to try it someday. I think I've gone out to maybe 2 restaurants since I've lived here. The appetizers alone contain enough sodium for your heart to turn in its 2-week notice.

Well, it's alright. I'm a patient man; you'll come back here eventually.

Anyway, I'm sure the rest of your country was very happy about the few fahrenheits you brought back with you. I bet you...

Hahaha, 14. Impoverished socialist nations, can't even afford your own degrees.

Want some º? Here in AMERICA, we've got plenty.

http://i.imgur.com/X0nQFc1l.png

Shit, I didn't know skiing was exercise. This is brilliant!

I've come up with a Texas-friendly version of this, since we don't get much snow:

Put the car in neutral and roll downhill. Let the...

Exercise reduces adrenaline and cortisol.

I don't smoke marijuana. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaporizer_(inhalation_device)

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Ahh. Expert level smart-ass.

Alcohol is really the worst of the lot. Let's pick this one apart.

First of all, the active-to-lethal dose is comparable to that of heroin. Alcohol intoxication is a very real thing. It...

Similar to d-amphetamine, except more intense. Lasts 20-30 minutes instead of 4-8 hours. Leaves you craving more. Awful drug; only did it once.

Bullshit. Stimulants are fantastic.

(Though, I didn't care for crack much...)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTVE5iPMKLg

Plot twist: HIA is michelle23's father.

The "so what" part just made you take my seat as the forum drunkard. Congratulations.


Anyway, while everyone here is making cute book suggestions, has anyone (other than Indi, apparently)...