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when I wake up and looking in the mirror I find it hard not to have sex with myself

Every time I stand next to my friends, I always make them seem so ugly. It's a sin to be this sexy, and grab all of the attention from the guys, and then again it's sin to be that ugly like them, but...

Sometimes I look at myself in the mirror and start to cry because i'm so sexy. Where can I get some medicine for this? I think I have a case of sexyidis. How does it feel to know that I'm so damn...

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Jk. =p

This is the funniest shit I've ever read

WTH@this thread

So how many in your lifetime. It'd be cool to put your age if you don't mind.

I'm 17 and since I'm bisexual so far I've had 3 bfs and 2 gfs :D

hahahha this too funny you are inlove with some internet dude ahahah

A generation ago the social commentator Germaine Greer wrote "If women really knew how much men hate them they'd be shocked".

true or false??

Like really?She is fat and ugly!Now if you want to see some fine women,look at people like Kim Kadarshian and Rihanna cause atleast they are hot!Adele should just retire and never seen again!

massages?

He says that his head has been hurting and im wonder if it will help?

the hospital called me

So my sister is going to get married next Saturday and I was told that I would have to sing her a song.So I was thinking if I should sing her "Stupid Hoe" during the party.I mean,she sure did use to...

So 2 days ago,my boyfriend got in a car accident.So yesterday the hospital called me to tell me about the incident and then I rushed to the hospital as can.When I got to the hospital,I went to his...