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Because you are more precious than all the universe that doesnt have a heartbeat combined.

Why the **** are u so bigoted judgemental, cosed minded, pompous and unreasanoble. I am horrified by your obtuseness and condescending error of selfrighteousness.

Okay so if He said last time I was in fatuated with a broad, I came like a rocket before the foreplay commenced. She just looked at me and I ejaculated in my pants. Then she gave me a valentines...

So if you were with a Don Juan who looked like your favorite celebrity, had the perfect sense of humor, was a jack of all trades, confident, good smelling, well groomed and dressed, hung like a...

Did you enjoy this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=M3iOROuTuMA

Would your opinion of a man increase or decrease when you found out he watched movies like this on a...

Can I email someone may photo and they can resize it and send it back to me?

Kingz got two smootches from that last post. Keep spreadn the love around lovers.

Well, either way, keep putting posts in the slot and receive another rep point from me and let me know how I can love you and give you pleasure...wouldjya lover?

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Damn! The...

I give you only a prepubescent, innocent, and passionate kiss and warm embrace with no ulterior motives of touching your naughty spots.

Bless you my friend. Insert another post into the slot and you shall get another thank you! I love you good waffle. You're a good waffle...yes you are...yes you are...smootches and hugs x x x :)

Hiya lovebirds!

Anyone who posts on this thread will get a thank you from me. This Is the thread where I want to tenderly caress you and learn which buttons I must push on my keyboard to give...

You're are an interesting Character, first you ask for a new computer. But...You don't need it. Well, I'm sure you are satisfied.

I'm wondering if you may have an answer to my question :)

so whenever I try to have an avatar it says this is not a valid image file : (

I shrink the size and copy the URL. :(

why the need for a new computer?

I'll explain mr/mrs bad waffles when I'm not on a cell phone. My question now is are u spiritual?

I'm amazed that everyone here seems to be a theist

brilliant!


Now is this a funny joke? A man and his wife are looking for a password to their computer. Her husband says, try mypenis as the password. His wife starts laughing at the response...

I suppose it would depend on what your fantasy is when you masturbate. When Ted Bundy fantasized about raping, strangling, decampitating, and abusing corpses which eventually lead to acting the...

Yes I also forgot many commas and said it instead of in. Were I going to get a medal for grammar I would care, but my hat still goes off 2 u for the lesson.

Cheers mate! :)

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Okay buddy, I like your waffles, but if you look at my post on the penis picks, I called myself an immature, insecure attention whore. For the jokes, I chose those which I thought would be most...

Of course not! The women that I could get with are simply those who are looking for friends with benefits. If I had financial, mental, and emotional stability I coul look more into relationship. ...

Well I'm learning. Thank you for the lessons regardless of how embarrassing they are. Better to go through the shame here than real life.

U know why there will be two pallbearers at my funeral? ...

I was so drunk these last four days I forgot i was a member of this forum. Happy easter!

So I’m not an atheist yet but am not a Christian either. I’ve done investigation and am convinced that there are miracles, believe that prayer has power, and that there is some providential power...