[DATING] CURE for ugliness!! Instant result, no side effect!!

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That night, Mrs. Michaels is in her bedroom with his driver, Steve...

Mrs. Michaels: Steve, take off my dress...
Steve: B...But, Madame...
Mrs. Michaels: Stop talking! Just take it off!!
Steve: Y...Yes, Madame *he takes it off
Mrs. Michaels: Take off my skirt too...
Steve: B...But, Madame...
Mrs. Michaels: Stop talking! Just take it off!!
Steve: Y...Yes, Madame *he takes it off
Mrs. Michaels: My bra as well...
Steve: B...But, Madame...
Mrs. Michaels: Stop talking! Just take it off!!
Steve: Y...Yes, Madame *he takes it off
Mrs. Michaels: A warning for you!! Next time you wear my clothes, you'll get fired!! You, stoopid ladyboy driver!!


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Ahoy, Matey! Don Juan of Bad Boys Dating Society here, a Professional Dating Coach...

Who's ugly? Raise your hand!

Hey, you, yub, you who reading this, why don't you raise your hand?!

For you, guys, who're ugly, unattractive, uncool...come here, come here!

I have a remedy to cure your ugly-unattractive-uncool syndrome!

Instant result, no side effect! Use once, and you'll get permanent result...hot chicks immediately attracted to you!

"What remedy?! No way there's a cure for my chronic ugly disease?! Bullsh*t!!"

Lemme tell you a story...

Higashiyama ZOo, in Nagoya, Japan...that day, there are so many kawaii girls rushing into the zoo...

Umm, so suspicious...what's wrong with that zoo...a year end sale, or Justin Bieber is there...hey, what Justin Bieber doing there? Visiting his siblings?

Japanese kawaii girls then gathering in front of a cage...

What cage? A staff there says, "It's gorilla's..."

What?! It's only a gorilla! C'mon, what's so good about gorilla?! lemme see...

Dafuq did I just see?! A gorilla can be cool, why can't you?! A gorilla attracts many cute & hot chicks, why don't you?!

His name is Shabani The Ikemen Gorilla...ikemen means attractive guy in Japanese...

The fact is, this gorilla born in Netherland 18 years ago...no wonder...mixed blood, bro! Japan-Netherland...


Another story...

Cheng Guorong...ever heard that name...not yet? Me too!

From Ningbo, China, 34 yo, a professional homeless guy...

A few years ago, this homeless changed his profession...what does he do now? A model! Seriously!

Homeless, old, but he's cool! Chinese cute girls call him "The Brother Sharp"...

Mind-blowing, his female fans donated him 100.000 yuan!

You wanna see his picture? I'm afraid girls would fall for him, and guys feel inferior...but, ok if you insist...

So, to you guys...what do you think makes girls think that a guy is attractive? Face, isn't it...

Hell no...take a look at this pic...

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he should be good-looking...but his clothes makes him look unattractive!

So, the fact is, what makes women think a man is attractive is not his face/abs, but it's...Sense of Fashion!!

'Though your face looks like Shrek, if you have great sense of fashion, you know how to dress well, when a cute girl sees you, she'll say, "woah, Tom Cruise here..."

The proof? Check out this pic...

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Who is this guy? He is the unattractive guy above! So glad he read this thread, then he immediately improve his sense of fashion...and the result is, BAM!

Too many guys complain about their face & abs...

Hey, Matey, there's no point to complain about your face that looks like Picasso's painting, better improve your sense of fashion!

"How to do it?!"

Not in detail...first one is hairstyle! Your hairstyle should match your face shape!

What type of face shape you have? Oval? Round? Square? Pentagram? Abstract shape? Ask Google, what hairstyle that fits your face shape...

Face should be clean...but dont wash it at a laundry! Get rid of acne, brush your teeth, fix your beard!

Clothes should be masculine & slim fit...if you're too thin/too wide, wear something just a bit larger...

Shoe is so important! Always be clean and no hole!

Just 1 little tip...read magazine! Check out the male models there!

It's time for...Bad Boy's Challenge!!

For Mateys here, I have a challenge for you...post reply, what do you think fashion style that makes you cool?

Best & most creative answer will get prize from me!

ToS: rate 5 stars, like, tweet, and reply below. If you wanna gimme reputation, gimme RED! That's my favorite color!!


That's it, Matey! Don Juan here...
Enjoy your life, and...keep amazing, Matey!
"It's Good to be Bad!!" Heave Ho...

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