Hehehe sorry for this one ;]
A dick has a sad life.
His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.
Hehehe sorry for this one ;]
A dick has a sad life.
His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.
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Lol on the above ^^ Poor mr.dick
“The world would be a nicer place if everyone had the ability to love as unconditionally as a dog.”
Bumpy incase you forgot about your thread lovebroken since poem gate guy flooded lots to next page then disappeared hehehe
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Bumping my own or it will be locked too. I suggested that owners of threads should be able to bump own threads w/o posting in them other forums have that option.
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit?
A chili dog on a bun.
How does a dog stop a TV show?
He presses paws.
Did you hear about the dog who had puppies on the sidewalk?
She was ticketed for littering.
What does a Dalmatian say when he’s scratching an itch?
Ahh, that’s the spot!
“The world would be a nicer place if everyone had the ability to love as unconditionally as a dog.”
My face. AHHH HA HA HA HA HA!!!! Oh... wait... that joke's not funny, it's just sad.
LOL!
Since I posted a joke in that other thread I should add some into the real joke thread on here.
How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.
LOL, I laughed CantMoveOn. Hope you add more again.
“The world would be a nicer place if everyone had the ability to love as unconditionally as a dog.”
Q: What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
A: Bamboo.
Last one was inappropriate so wanted to post a sillier one.
Ex's...Just Gotta Luv'm! ;-)
If you have ever had an "Ex", this always seems to bring a laugh for those that can relate to having one! ;-)
A woman walking along a beach found a beautiful lamp lying on the beach. She picked it up and rubbed it a little bit. Suddenly, a genie popped out of the lamp! The genie said that it would grant her 3 wishes! She was so very excited and shared with the genie how she would not only love the wishes being granted to her, but also how she couldn't wait to show them off to her cheating Ex husband! The genie mentioned, that "it is written" that with every wish she got, her husband would get the same thing...only double!
The woman was outraged to learn of this news, but decided to go on with her wishes.
So, the woman thinks of a first wish...
"I want to a million dollars!!!"
So, the woman received a million dollars, and wherever the husband was, he received 2 million dollars!
So, the woman thinks of a second wish...
"I want a mansion!!"
So, the woman received a beautiful mansion, and wherever the husband was he received 2 mansions!!!
Again the woman mentioned, you mean to tell me that whatever I wish for and receive, my cheating Ex receives "double!??" The genie replied, that is how it is written.
The woman says okay, I'm ready for my last wish...
"I Want You To Scare me HALF To Death!!"
Husband could survive if he gets scared twice half to death.
Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will
A little boy kills a butterfly. Dad says, "No butter for one week!" The little boy kills a honeybee. Dad says, "No honey for one week!"
Mom kills a cockroach. The little boy turns to his dad and says, "Are you gonna tell her or should i do it?"
Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will
Why did the superhero flush the toilet?
Because it was his doody.
Hahaha Groans.
hahahaha nice one
A shrinking man visits his doctor yelling, "Doctor! Doctor! Ma'am Please Help Me! I'm getting smaller and smaller and smaller!!!"
His Doctor replies, "Now now, I can't fix things right away, you'll just have to be a little patient."
Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make
Then they call me ugly and poor
Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will