Pregnacy scare

[Tone]

I still never knew that!

[artyemi]

I still never knew that!

And he's a hottie. It was his birthday yesterday and we went out shopping.

[Tone]

How old? What'd he get!?

And I think the most important question here - is he a GI Joe or Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles guy?

[artyemi]

well, he just turned four. still stuck on nemo and spongebob, the incredibles, and all the other pixar stuff.

and gi joe or tmnt? those guys still exist? j/k the mutant turtles just recently came out again. who knows?

and the best part is he says to me in the morning "honey, you're gonna be late for work."

[Tone]

hahaha awww

And yeah I forgot times are changed, the days of GI Joe and TMNT are over... for the record I never liked GI Joe, was always a huge turtle fan :D

[artyemi]

but you remember the fantastic four?

i can't wait for the movie to come out!!!!

[whaywardj]

The LF network seems a little shaky at the moment. Tried to chat and get to PMs, but nada. Sound familiar?

[artyemi]

yea. it's really crazy

[artyemi]

i gave up on the chatting.

i don't think it can handle us.

[boobaa]

You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

From Dave Barrys "Fourteen Things That It Took Me Over 50 Years To Learn"

maybe you people should keep that in mind

[jaslovesant]

HAHA Pregnant by fingering!? haha...get a condom for your finger.

[jaslovesant]

...By the way before you actually think there is finger-condoms and you go ask for one in a shop, I was joking.