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    One man's waste is another's resource. In the Middle Ages, urine was used as tooth whitener.

    A little on beneficial effects of drinking your own urine: [url]http://www.curezone.com/forums/m.asp?f=109&i=563[/url]
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    haha - remind me not to eat dinner at any of you urine drinker's houses!

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    Quote Originally Posted by artyemi
    haha.. OV, will you record the noises you make for us?
    One day I will...one day. The sound I make actually depends on the position my hand is on the balls. As I move and message I create different sounds like an instrument. Stroking my penis changes pitch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Only-virgins
    One day I will...one day. The sound I make actually depends on the position my hand is on the balls. As I move and message I create different sounds like an instrument. Stroking my penis changes pitch.
    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!! Oh my god!! I can't stop laughing!!

    *Edit* a few minutes later: I'm going to piss myself!! Hahahahahahaha!!!
    *Edit* It's a day later and I still keep cracking up every time someone even mentions anything involving music now...
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    *what the fuc is going on in here*


    i use irish spring, soap to skin. When I moved out, my grandmotha bought me one of those value packs from Sams Club, or BJs, and its lasted for a year and a half. Crazy, eh?

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    soap in bulk is always a great thing along with toilet paper. i use the new irish spring micro cleaning whatever.
    It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, a day to love someone - but it takes a lifetime to forget someone"

    People change and forget to tell each other.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Only-virgins
    One day I will...one day. The sound I make actually depends on the position my hand is on the balls. As I move and message I create different sounds like an instrument. Stroking my penis changes pitch.
    HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

    Record yourself - maybe you can attract killer whales if we play it in the ocean, or we can write lyrics to make a song!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jungle Slacks
    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!! Oh my god!! I can't stop laughing!!

    *Edit* a few minutes later: I'm going to piss myself!! Hahahahahahaha!!!
    Make sure you save it on a cup for later drinking...

    Yeah, Irish spring is the fragrance for me! Except lately I've noticed a little after-smell, if I smell closely, that I don't like.

    Hmm..may have to experiment with others..like safeguard..that's a nice smell too..

    Yeah, TP is a good buy at Sam's..agreed..

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    Making sounds from stroking your penis and balls.. thats new.
    We all should look out for the finer things in life~

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    Yes. I'd have to say it is, nameless18.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nameless18
    Making sounds from stroking your penis and balls.. thats new.

    You think it has a chance to make it gold? I could make a music video.
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    Oh yeah. I'd buy on the spot. And use your pic as the cover.

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    I've been thinking about it while watching this thread and, you know, I DON'T HAVE any shower habits. I just get in, get clean, and get out. Feel kinda left out. Think something's wrong with me? Should I start doing something? Don't know that I could match anything so obscure as making sounds with my penis while masturbating.

    There's a title to something in that: "The Shower Singing Penis." "21 Great Golden Shower Songs Your Penis can Sing in the Shower."

    On second thought, maybe I'm happy that I don't have any shower habits.

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    Hmm, I have had an idea of taking various sounds from porn videos and actually turn it into music by composing. Slice it a bit and turn it into a nice rhytm. But as I lost my headphones, it would be a bit weird to use loudspeakers for that one, since I may compose all day...

    I have made those rhytms from other various sounds btw.

    I just like the idea that rhytm is everywere. Clock ticking, someones foot stepping, birds singing, some machinery working, and a guy making sounds with his penis...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Only-virgins
    You think it has a chance to make it gold? I could make a music video.
    Sure. As long as noone out there makes a music video of their penis/balls first, i think you're on the right track
    We all should look out for the finer things in life~

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