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    Whip cream always works.

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    Steve - Think "Running Water".

    Then, imagine what that water is running over.

    Then imagine your mouth is a cave, at the bottom of the "running water". Whoops! It's still got "water" on it....better take care of that!

    You take all the enjoyment out of it when you start imagining chicks covered in black chocolate slime. Just think a little smaller. Think about places to dab a little here and there, and then doing your best to remove it from those wonderful places.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Cybog



    Places like....Misombra's ass.
    i've become uncomfortable

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    haha




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    Quote Originally Posted by eloise
    he wants to have phone sex with me - i don't know what to say - i've never done it before...he talks dirty to me and sends x rated texts - i'm not very good at replying - ideas please?
    This wouldn't be the MARRIED guy on the social committee you've got the hots for while you and your child are living with a long-term partner, would it? Or is this yet a third guy you're talking about?
    Speak less. Say more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cybog
    Steve - Think "Running Water".

    Then, imagine what that water is running over.

    Then imagine your mouth is a cave, at the bottom of the "running water". Whoops! It's still got "water" on it....better take care of that!

    You take all the enjoyment out of it when you start imagining chicks covered in black chocolate slime. Just think a little smaller. Think about places to dab a little here and there, and then doing your best to remove it from those wonderful places.




    Places like....Misombra's ass.
    Hm I just pretend I didn't see that haha.
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    Damn Cybog.

    Are you tryin' to tell us you're actually not a robot devoid of all emotion?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frasbee
    Are you tryin' to tell us you're actually not a robot devoid of all emotion?
    I refuse to believe it!

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    Devoid of emotion - yes.

    Willing to lick chocolate off of certian women's naughty areas? - One day you kids will be too
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cybog

    Willing to lick chocolate off of certian women's naughty areas? - One day you kids will be too
    :O

    i want to be just like you when i grow up...

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    whipcream and strawberries do it for me! lol


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    well i'm starting to get some ideas!! and if it gets messy, i guess we'll have some fun cleaning each other up afterwards!!
    all i know for sure, all i know for real
    is knowing doesn't mean so much
    when placed against the feeling
    the heat inside, when bodies meet, and fingers touch...

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    whip cream and strawberries got me into big trouble one time...

    mixing it with wine didn't help either.

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    Follow his lead. Use expressions like his, and throw in your own suggestions too.

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