I'm in love with a girl named Shh!,
And I don't know to to do.
She sent a picture of her smile,
But we're separated by 3,000 miles.
Her legs must be tired, because she's running through my head,
It's the time off-line, alone, that I dread.
Oh, and did I mention she has a hubby?
Never-the-less, the thought of her gives me a chubby!