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Thread: My Ode to Shh!

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    My Ode to Shh!

    I'm in love with a girl named Shh!,
    And I don't know to to do.

    She sent a picture of her smile,
    But we're separated by 3,000 miles.

    Her legs must be tired, because she's running through my head,
    It's the time off-line, alone, that I dread.

    Oh, and did I mention she has a hubby?
    Never-the-less, the thought of her gives me a chubby!

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    Hahahahahahhaa
    hhahahahahahahha
    hahahahahahaha

    You are SO going to irritate the mods...

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    Quote Originally Posted by shh!
    Hahahahahahhaa
    hhahahahahahahha
    hahahahahahaha

    You are SO going to irritate the mods...
    Bring 'em!

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    Quote Originally Posted by shh!
    Hahahahahahhaa
    hhahahahahahahha
    hahahahahahaha

    You are SO going to irritate the mods...
    The Mods? What about the rest of us?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TAVS
    The Mods? What about the rest of us?
    Aw c'mon, just having a little fun here

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    No kidding. That poem was about as desperate as a 15 year old nerd trying to get into the pants of the lead cheerleader.

    Awww...how cute!

    /gags self with an oar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cybog
    No kidding. That poem was about as desperate as a 15 year old nerd trying to get into the pants of the lead cheerleader.

    Awww...how cute!

    /gags self with an oar
    Alright; I was a Math major, words aren't my strong point; and I really could only spend a couple minutes to thinkone up. And if it was too good , Shh! might get the wrong impression. And I'd have to worry about copywrites.....blahblahblah.

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    Don't worry, Lloyd. I think Cy has a daily quotta of number of people he has to be a complete dickhead to. Don't take it personal, you're just a number ;)

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    i know this member by the name of lloyd
    tryna get with another member, but it's giving him a hemerrhoid
    tossing and turning, he can't sleep
    yet at the same time, it's hard to keep
    his emotions and his erections under control
    why not just bend over and stick a dildo up your *sshole
    i know it's against your gay tendencies, but please
    considering that you want to steal her from her husband
    why not try another social contraband?

    raverboy
    ...this is just my perspective on the situation...

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    I once read a poem
    that sucked uber ass
    It made me depressed.
    "Why are you an atheist?"
    "because I paid attention in science class."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Only-virgins
    I once read a poem
    that sucked uber ass
    It made me depressed.
    Winner.


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    oh man... this thread made me laugh so hard...thanks guys i needed that

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    lloyd? is this a call for attention?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lilwing89
    lloyd? is this a call for attention?
    lilwing? is THIS a call for attention?

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    Cut it out, now.

    I love shh!, Lloyd, Lilwing, and RSK all the same. Stop fighting over me.

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