"I Think I had an Orgasm"

[whaywardj]

"....Stained by yer ma-yinnn..."

[Vanilla Gilr]

"....Staaand by yer maaan..."

Ease up "Tammy"...

just makes me mad to see someone try to sickly twist something to make themselves look big.

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[whaywardj]

Ruhlly.
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[misombra]

gawd i hope all this is not true.

[Vanilla Gilr]

Ruhlly.
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Is that supposed to sound like Mr. Howell or Lovie saying 'really'...cuz if you were goin' for a country twang...ya really missed it sweetie!

[whaywardj]

Had more Katherine Hepburn in mind.

[Vanilla Gilr]

Had more Katherine Hepburn in mind.

Soooooo...you think about Kate alot...hmmmmmm

[whaywardj]

Yeah. Her boyish demeanor turns me on.

[Vanilla Gilr]

Yeah. Her boyish demeanor turns me on.

See...it's like this...I understand your sense of humour...but you keep doin' like that and you're just gonna get more dirty ole man comments...

You almost got me though...was ready to take a sip of my vanilla coke

...had it right up at my mouth

...pressed against my lips...

that coulda been messy!

[lilwing89]

Your comprehension skills need some work.

And if I was this girls parent you'd have more than the cops to deal with.

I can't believe you're abusing this girls trust by bragging about the stuff you're doing to her on the internet.

And then you mouth off to someone trying to help you and make stupid accusations about them.

That was a cheap shot and you really had to use you own twisted morality to be able to misunderstand what was said to you.

I hope this girl breaks up with you before you manipulate her into ****ing you. She's only 14. Sex isn't just about ****ing her and bragging about it.

You think you're all grown...you have so much to learn

no, your comprehension skills need work. im not bragging about the stuff im doing with my girlfriend over the internet, im going to a public love and relationship advice forum and asking for advice on a situation that think i need advice on, which is totally and perfectly okay for me to do.

no, i totally understood what hayward said, perfectly. i was joking around, and it takes more than a little understanding what someone says to make a joke out of anything. it takes even a little more to understand a joke, so i guess from your response to my joke, automatically and assumingly says you dont understand at all.

i know my rights on here, when i signed up i read them all.

your post was the biggest cheap shot on any forum i have ever seen in my life. infact did you even read all the posts in this thread? it sure sounds like you didnt.

i never said i was all grown up either, did i? so you are just putting words in my mouth to make yourself look better by saying i think im all grown up. do you think im going to grow up to be just like you? you are going to have to learn how to accept that not everything is going to be the way you want it to be.

although you will probably find this hard to believe, i think you still have some growing up to do. from the sound of your post you sound like a big baby that needs to have your way so that you dont go throwing a big temper tantrum.

but in this case ill be the better human and just forget about all this .i already knew if i posted one of my many problems that some ass like you would say something.

[whaywardj]

You almost got me though...was ready to take a sip of my vanilla coke...had it right up at my mouth...pressed against my lips...that coulda been messy!

Happy to give you a grin anytime, VG.

[whaywardj]

i already knew if i posted one of my many problems that some ass like you would say something.

Ah, that may be so, Lilwing. But what a lovely ass it is, I'm sure.

[Vanilla Gilr]

if i heard of you doing anything like that with a 14 year old id call the cops on your ass...how old are you again?? like 57?

Yes...That's sound so much like a joke. Like I said...if it were my 14 year old daughter and you were coming on the internet and going over step by step everything you're doing to her...I call it bragging...you may call it whatever you want...you'd have more than the cops to worry about.

Daily living is a growing process. I intend to continue in that endeavor for the rest of my life.

IF your post was indeed a joke...I am not the only one who didn't get it and only saw your accusation. And when I see what I percieve to be an attack against a friend of mine...I will respond in their defense.

You may veiw that as immature...that's your choice...it doesn't matter to me.

[whaywardj]

I don't believe it was joke, either, VG. I think he's backpeddling. It's neither here nor there to me. And, yep. That's the kind of things friends do for one another. Nice to see we're reading the same book on that point.

[Vanilla Gilr]

It's just old school Hay.

By the way...I wanted to tell you cuz I know you ride...Went to the OCC show in Atlantic City yesterday. Dee Snyder (did I spell that right) from Twisted Sister was there with his bike. Totally cool dude. I'll e-mail you the pic if I can figure the scanner out. lol