how do you give a lapdance?

[Lloyd95]

asking you guys, just how do you give a lapdance?

Are you serious? Do you and your girlfriend live in a box?

[SumGuyinFL]

this may sound ridiculous to you, but if you are honestly interested in what one looks like then rent a couple movies (striptease, showgirls - stuff like that). You could just fast forward until you see them dancing.

Otherwise just look it up online. Maybe run a few searches with google and see what you can find out.


OR

If you're old enough and wouldnt mind going as an educational experience (haha) go to your local strip club (make sure its not an all nude one cause they are just nasty) and go with a ur friend so its more comfortable and just watch them for a little bit. - just a suggestion tho lol

[Tone]

That may be true, however his girlfriend was just assaulted in a classroom during school and did not even feel empowered enough to stand up in her own defense.

Somehow I have a feeling that didn't exactly happen as she originally stated.

[shh!]

Somehow I have a feeling that didn't exactly happen as she originally stated.

Whether it happened or not, if she is saying it, she has some BIG issues...

[Tone]

I just find it odd that Lilwing comes back, doesn't update what's goin on with that situation, but instead let's us in on him and his girlfriend sitting around and him asking her for a lap dance, and her asking him... "How?"

Kids....

[Vanilla Gilr]

Whether it happened or not, if she is saying it, she has some BIG issues...

True...but isn't it a bit strange...that even if she made it up...Lilwing comes back and starts a new thread about how to get her to perform a lap dance on him rather than answering our concerns about what's happened...personally...I feel a bit played.

[Vanilla Gilr]

I just find it odd that Lilwing comes back, doesn't update what's goin on with that situation, but instead let's us in on him and his girlfriend sitting around and him asking her for a lap dance, and her asking him... "How?"

Kids....

Exactly tone...we must have been posting at the same time...

but I'm female...so I 'talk' longer...

[Tone]

Mmm I'm tryin to think of something sexy to say.

[whaywardj]

Too late, Tone. The moment passed.

[Ellynn]

Yeah you guys sound kinda young for lap dances..... And yeah rent some of those movies suggested to get an idea of what its all about.....

Honestly.....if your gf is going thru all that at school.....then I think you should postpone your lapdance ideas....

[lilwing89]

actually i asked her a long time ago, like when we first started dating, and i thought itd make a great thread for idiots like me.

it turns out that i misunderstood what she had made me guess..she had never told me exactly what happened, had me guess and draw a hypothesis from what i guessed...it turns out the guy walked up to her while she was just sitting there and stuck his c*ck in her face, and came within an inch or less of her face. she covered her face and swore she heard a zipper unzip and he asked "wanna look?"...anyways she explained it to me a day ago. still harassment/big deal, but not as big as she made me think it was..

incase you are wondering, no its not like im going over there tommorrow(well i am going to visit her tommorrow but) and ask her to give me a friggin lapdance! im going over though to cheer her up, being as im the only friend(her best friend) who knows, and nobody has stopped by to visit her in a while..

[pariank]

actually i asked her a long time ago, like when we first started dating, and i thought itd make a great thread for idiots like me.

it turns out that i misunderstood what she had made me guess..she had never told me exactly what happened, had me guess and draw a hypothesis from what i guessed...it turns out the guy walked up to her while she was just sitting there and stuck his c*ck in her face, and came within an inch or less of her face. she covered her face and swore she heard a zipper unzip and he asked "wanna look?"...anyways she explained it to me a day ago. still harassment/big deal, but not as big as she made me think it was..

incase you are wondering, no its not like im going over there tommorrow(well i am going to visit her tommorrow but) and ask her to give me a friggin lapdance! im going over though to cheer her up, being as im the only friend(her best friend) who knows, and nobody has stopped by to visit her in a while..

If that's what happened to her It's still a pretty big deal what they did atleast for me. If I had a GF violated like that I'll go hunt down the guys that did it and teach them a lesson. Can't believe some of the guys in this world.

[lilwing89]

you know it is a pretty big deal for me, i just didnt think it was what she said. you cant take matter into your own hands like that, you can get in some serious trouble. and even so, it is wrong in my gf's eyes to fist fight anyone for any reason. so technically im just as bad as the guys if i go and beat them up or anything..

i wish there was hand in hand punishment, like if you shoved your c*ck in some girls face, then mr. judge would have to whip out his c*ck and wiff it in your face.

[pariank]

It dosen't always mean to fist fight to teach someone a lesson. I would just confront them and scare the heck out of them to leave my GF alone.

"i wish there was hand in hand punishment, like if you shoved your c*ck in some girls face, then mr. judge would have to whip out his c*ck and wiff it in your face."

I can just see our Judicial system work like that.
Isn't it "eye for an eye and tooth for a tooth" as they would call it?

[Debunkt]

Wait. So lil, clear this up for me. Some guy came up to your gf, his pants on, no **** visible, put his crotch in her face, and she thought he unzipped his pants, but she doesn't know? She couldn't tell you that? And furthermore you got from her story that a group of guys forced her to touch their penises? It is honestly starting to not surprise me that she doesn't know what a lapdance, or blowjob is. Don't get me wrong, the guy who did it is still an *******, but she sounds extremely immature.