wow all these replies and none of them were applications?? well allow me to be the first to apply for your position.
so first and foremost.. you're a 5'8" with very huge breasts. well i'm a very spontaneous 3'8" wonder of magic. oh don't let the size fool you because as you have heard, it's not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean and believe me that this 2 inch pecker will do wonders for you. it's especially easy for me to work in any tight situation as that is one of your many requirements. i don't want to brag, but i probably have the world's largest collection of porn so i practially have the kama sutra memorized. what am i saying, the kama sutra is nothing compared to what i could do. on the more passionate side of me, i enjoy taking long strolls in the park, basking in the fresh dew of the early morning. in my spare time, i can knit all sorts of things, and i'm willing to bet that i can knit a sweater faster than 10 sweat shop workers.
but the main thing that you're probably looking for is my picture right?? i don't have anything recent, but i do share a strking resemblance to "the clown" in the recent spawn movie. gimme a hollar if you're interested.
raverboy
...this is just my perspective on the situation...