Thats why I dont shake the Priest's hand......God only knows where it has been.
Thats why I dont shake the Priest's hand......God only knows where it has been.
Or when you do communion and you drink the wine from that cup that everyone has been drinking out of...yuck
They serve cheap wine..."lady's slipper"
if you sin on saturday
just sing on sunday
what a joke. Face it, you're going to hell.
I'm drowning in assholes.
LOL....yuck!!!
If you can't handle the thorns, don't crave the rose!!
No way..Catholics go to Purgatory.Originally Posted by Debunkt
I got a good deal.
Thank God for the holy water basin out front. Amen.Originally Posted by Lloyd95
Speak less. Say more.
What happens if you die on a Saturday night?Originally Posted by carpflounder
I go to heaven as long as I went to church last sunday AND had a confession within the last 6 months.
I thought you have to make a stop in Purgatory first...
I think god may have changed how he works over the past 2000 years. Go straight to hell, do not pass go.
I'm drowning in assholes.
Im an atheist so I will just lie. I will tell her I am christain to get some boody. I dont care that I lied...whos going to punish me? ...god?...hahahaha.
"Why are you an atheist?"
"because I paid attention in science class."
Originally Posted by Late_vamp
???? exactly what are you trying to imply by this???
Are there no prisons? Are there no workhouses? - The Ghost of Christmas Past
he said that he never let religion stand in the way of a good **** and that he was catholic .Originally Posted by mhussain
i said this , because if he ever did screw a muslim girl , i would be EXTREMELY surprised to know that a muslim girl would screw a catholic without even being engaged or married or without him converting before all this .
therefore i woulnt believe him ... UNLESS shes like one of those " i wanna piss off my family and religion , so ill do that to piss them off and make myself fell better " ... basically a slut (very rare in muslims , i admit ) .
Last edited by Late_vamp; 10-11-05 at 12:01 PM.