It was funny as hell the other day.....
This other woman in our admin staff commented that I looked good in my blue jeans the other week. Normally it wouldnt probably be a big deal, but most the women here hate this woman. This happened right in front of my girlfriend's cubical. I didn't notice but she told me later she turned to her assistant and said "What the F*ck!" and some other stuff I don't remember.
"Oh Lord it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, cause I get better loking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh Lord it's hard to be humble, but I'm doing the best that I can." Mac Davis