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    I have...

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    in the mirror?

    ahahahahahahahahahahaha

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    LOL, I ahd an email with that in it awhile ago.. My friend sent it to me and told me it was strip tease!!!!!! LOL, I never heard it called that before But I know someone who does it......LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO
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    Damn. And all the time I spent practicing. I thought I was supposed make it go around in a circle with tassled pasty stuck to the end of it, not just wiggle back and forth.
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    Here's another one: Guys, lay on your back, naked; raise your knees up over your shoulders like you're trying to give yourself a blowjob, then have your SO take a picture of your penis. Flip the picture upside-down and you'll see this bearded fellow with a big nose and puffy cheeks, looking very Jewish, thank you. Put some eyeglasses under your scrotum while in position to heighten the effect.
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    Well going around in a circle takes more skill Hayward!!!
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    And a helluva lot more concentration.
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    Quote Originally Posted by whaywardj
    Here's another one: Guys, lay on your back, naked; raise your knees up over your shoulders like you're trying to give yourself a blowjob, then have your SO take a picture of your penis. Flip the picture upside-down and you'll see this bearded fellow with a big nose and puffy cheeks, looking very Jewish, thank you. Put some eyeglasses under your scrotum while in position to heighten the effect.
    You DO realize of course, that this could be considered offensive to anyone who reads it and is Jewish (like me)...

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    Only if one is predisposed to associate pricks with Jews, Shh! Nothing to get meshugina over. But then, I'm a mensch, so I would say that. Besides, I sometimes get the feeling you look for reasons to be offended. Appeals to your sense of self-righteousness.
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    Actually, you associated pricks with Jews, not me. But, yeah, whatever.

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    Uh-huh.
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    haha I thought it was funny as hell Hayward (minus the Jew part)

    shh!, come to Tony, let him comfort you in your time of need.

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    LOL, I think I now know what you do in your spare time Hayward!!
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    Hm. Seems my "Jewish" remark touched a nerve. Odd that similar umbrage didn't occur around earlier threads referencing Mexicans. Is there something especially sacrosanct about Jews that makes them less subject to caricaturization than any other ethnic group? Why would that be, I wonder.
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    I'm really wondering if Hunter went to see the lady that has captured his attention...

    So did ya?????

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