So I lost a bet and I have to go to Thanksgiving dinner dressed as a woman; i stopped by my local Japanese Steak House place on Friday, flirted with the hostess and got her to lend me her Geisha/Komono outfit thing that she was wearing. I actually tried it on Sunday and it's way too small. I can't get my arms/shoulders into the thing.
So what I need is an idea of how to dress; I don't want to spend much, if any money b/c I'lll never use it again. Short of asking some amazon looking woman for some articles of her clothing, what can I do, and within 2 days?
Any thoughts/ideas would be appreciated, and keeping the comments/chatter to a minimum would be appreciated as well.![]()