i believe i just might die from this one day..
everytime i go anywhere with my girlfriend. for some reason. she loves to jump and sit on my lap when i have a boner. she can always tell because i wear tight pants. but everytime she sees it she jumps on my lap.
yesterday when we went to a movie. she did it. and i think it bent in a little bit. and i kinda couldnt walk.
what is she doing?
could this be a sign that she is going to be one of those people who are into S&M or BDSM. whatever its called. i dont cair.
she said shes not going to do it anymore
because i almost died. but now i keep seeing her in a leather mask with a *ucking whip.
seriously. what the hell?!
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30-01-06, 01:58 PM #1
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What The Hellll.?!
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30-01-06, 02:10 PM #2
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You've gotta ask her why she does that, and don't accept "just because it's funny" or some bullshit like that. It is possible to break your penis, so she really needs to be careful. Talk to her about this, and if she doesn't get it, or basically tells you she's into bizarre shit, then just say "so long."
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30-01-06, 02:12 PM #3
atada a mis pies.
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ouch man just tell her to knock it off.
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30-01-06, 02:56 PM #4
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God damn, how tight are your freaking pants?. Your not wearing running pants to the movies are you?
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30-01-06, 06:26 PM #5
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ha ha. that's what i wanted to know.
Originally Posted by Only-virgins
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30-01-06, 06:29 PM #6
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ditto. get mad when you tell her. Say "seriously, knock that shit off please." If she doesn't stop, then pinch her tits really hard and see if she likes it.
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31-01-06, 02:09 AM #7
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how about just normaly telling her not to do it cause its painfull? she dont have a dick so she cant excetly know how does it feel
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31-01-06, 02:13 AM #8
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OMG...what if she fractures your peepee? and it starts hemmoraging? dude...she could ruin your dick for life...
You don't scare me. I got chunks of guys like you in my stool!
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31-01-06, 03:58 AM #9
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God leave the poor bloke alone. Originally Posted by toohot4pants
And mate, just tell her you're not into that kinda stuff, she will understand.
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31-01-06, 06:17 PM #10
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wow , the small couple of times one of my Gf/ex's hurt me there it was accidental and everytime i made sure they knew that it hurt and they apologized like crazy every single one of them . If i were you and she did it again i would push her off me and proceed to tell her off .
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31-01-06, 08:17 PM #11
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no, seriously: just tell her you don't want it!
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31-01-06, 11:48 PM #12
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but then he can have reconstructive surgery! make it bigger! better! faster! (faster?????) Originally Posted by alice
no, seriously: just tell her you don't want it!You don't scare me. I got chunks of guys like you in my stool!
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31-01-06, 11:56 PM #13
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One of my old friends we use to play basketball with all the time use to tell us about this peeping tom that was up in a tree watchin a girl change her clothes, and he fell out the tree and since he had a hard-on, when he landed on his wee-wee it "broke".
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01-02-06, 01:48 AM #14
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arrgghhh , i cant stand this , i feel uneasy talking about this . I fear for penis injuries .
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01-02-06, 02:21 AM #15
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LOL! I hear ya, LV!
