2 Truths and 1 Lie

[alice]

here are mine
1. I have driver license
2. I have pilot license
3. I have ship engineer license

number 2.
(bluvette's the pilot, as we all know)

[Tone]

1. I have been engaged twice.
2. I have legally changed my name.
3. I studied Karate for several years.

LOL I read through this fast and thought it said "I legally changed my name to 'Karate'"

[Rosebud]

LOL I read through this fast and thought it said "I legally changed my name to 'Karate'"

LOL..ughm....NO! LOL

[G-TEX]

number 2.
(bluvette's the pilot, as we all know)

Correct!

em... What does mean word bluvette ....

[alice]

ok, my turn. (you were joking about bluevette, weren't you?)

1. one of my a-level subjects was latin
2. my birthday's in dezember
3. i like onions

[Tone]

ok, my turn. (you were joking about bluevette, weren't you?)

1. one of my a-level subjects was latin
2. my birthday's in dezember
3. i like onions

2!

'Dezember' is not a real month!

[RSK]

2!

'Dezember' is not a real month!

they spell it with a z in germany.......


..........don't ask



and i think it's pronounced

dets tszember

[G-TEX]

you were joking about bluevette, weren't you?

Hey I'm from Latvia, I wasn't joking !

[alice]

they spell it with a z in germany.......


..........don't ask



and i think it's pronounced

dets tszember

uhm, yes i slipped into german spelling, my mistake. it's pronounced detsember (with all e's sounding as in -ember not e as in dez-)
but no, that wasn't the lie.

[Tone]

I know, I was making a bad joke.

:]

[alice]

I know, I was making a bad joke.

:]

i know, i was making one, too. or do you think, you got the monopoly on bad jokes? (btw, i've always wondered, what this smiley is supposed to express – can anyone tell me, please?)

[Late_vamp]

a butch smiley

ok me again

1: I dont have my drivers liscense
2: I dont like European women
3: My Great Grand father died because of a ghost

[vashti]

i know, i was making one, too. or do you think, you got the monopoly on bad jokes? (btw, i've always wondered, what this smiley is supposed to express – can anyone tell me, please?)

That is the "TAVS cowboy" smiley, without his cowboy hat, of course.

[alice]

That is the "TAVS cowboy" smiley, without his cowboy hat, of course.

but when do i use it? i always want to, but never know if it's appropriate.

[vashti]

You can use it when you tell someone to "man up"...