Hey all

[Svanire]

Hi everyone, I'm your regular malcontent just saying hello because I have nothing better to do in life than browse internet forums. Now let me tell you all a story.

It is 5am the birds are chirping and the squirrells are running around the ground doing what ever they do. I awoke pissed off as usual, smacking the alarm against the wall as it disrupted me from my hibernation. Sitting up I think about all the shitty things that I'll have to do today. The usual thoughts of purpose of life, suicide and just falling down and not getting up creeping in as I stand under the shower. I dress quickly, walk out and begin to find some 4 day old pizza to reheat (breakfast so important) flick the TV to the spiritual/religion BS channel so I can laugh at the idiots who dillude themselves to make myself feel better. The pizza tastes like cardboard, I rip off the moldy bits and eat around. After enough cardboard and people yelling "I'M SAVED!!" It's time to go to prison (work) of course I'm not actually locked away but the differnce is marginal. First, to fetch the crims out of bed so they can be treated to the great food provided by the state ( cardboard pizza > ) the buzzer goes off the ones not awake are quickly shaken back to there shitty reality and as they wipe there eyes and still wonder how they ever got in this mess. They file out to the mess hall and eat. Some move around like its another merry day in paradise others like empty shells devoid of hope and life.
Yep, just another day for me and you in paradise.

[alice]

Yep, just another day for me and you in paradise.

die hard, phil collins!

[TheOneAndOnlyX]

Most stories I lose interest at once upon a time. You had me at hey you sexy beast you! Good story LoL. Welcome to LF

[G-TEX]

Great story, great live.
Welcome.

[Rosebud]

Interesting hello!!!!

[alice]

Interesting hello!!!!

true, but he shouldn't have ended with a genesis quote. phil collins sucks.

[misombra]

true, but he shouldn't have ended with a genesis quote. phil collins sucks.

i used to love you.

[Illusional]

so what type of prison work to do you.

raverboy

[Svanire]

Nah I dont work at a prison thats all BS. Good way to appear like an interesting person though. Phill Colins stole that quote from me.

[alice]

Phill Colins stole that quote from me.

ok, welcome to the boards then.

[Svanire]

Sharp on the keyboard arent we there young Alice. I posted not long ago.

Btw who wants to hear my alcohol addiction story? It'll make you ponder life.

[alice]

Sharp on the keyboard arent we there young Alice. I posted not long ago.

Btw who wants to hear my alcohol addiction story? It'll make you ponder life.

ha, i don't believe any alcohol addiction story could make me ponder life more than i do now – my life is full of them already (not all of them my own, fortunately)
and, yes, i spend quite a lot of time on the keyboard – my job makes me.

[Illusional]

i know that you don't work in a prison. that's why i put the goofy face there. i'm just wondering what sort of punishment do you have to endure day in and day out.

raverboy

[Svanire]

Being alive is punishment enough.

Oh but really, nah I got it pretty good.

oh and greetings from Australia.

[alice]

i used to love you.

don't tell me you stopped because i don't like phil!
i still love you, even though you do like him.