Friday morning humor

[Lloyd95]

This married woman is in a coma and in the hospital. she is recieving her sponge bath by 2 female nurses and as they are cleaning around her groin they notice an increase in her heart rate on the monitors and heavy breathing.

So later that day the husband comes in to visit her and the nurses approach him and tell him that they think he may be able to stimulate her enough to get her out of the coma. They suggest he perform oral sex on her. At first the husband thinks it sounds absurd but the nurses say they will give him privacy and monitor her conditions from another room.

He finally agrees and the nurses leave. They watch over her conditions on a monitor from another room.

About 5 minutes later the woman's heart stops. The nurses rush into the room and ask the husband "What happened!?"....He replies "I guess she choked."

[alice]

This married woman is in a coma and in the hospital. she is recieving her sponge bath by 2 female nurses and as they are cleaning around her groin they notice an increase in her heart rate on the monitors and heavy breathing. …

MUCH better!

[Tone]

I liked that one too.. but the software thing was too long.

[alice]

I liked that one too.. but the software thing was too long.

that's exactly why i didn't read it.

[Tone]

I read like half of it - don't worry, it's not worth it.

[Lloyd95]

I read like half of it - don't worry, it's not worth it.

Maybe married men would appreciate it more.

[alice]

I read like half of it - don't worry, it's not worth it.

good, i thought so.
ok, my turn to tell a joke. i've never seen it written down, though, so i hope it's not gonna be as long as lloyd's.

princess goes for a walk in the park. comes to a pond. sees a frog.
says, "hey, this scene looks familiar to me … ah, i remember …
all i have to do now is kiss you, and then you'll turn into a prince!"
(the last part she said to the frog)
the frog replies, "no, that was my brother, that fool … if you want this to work with me, it's gotta be a blowjob!"

[Tone]

The concept was humorous but the delivery sucked.

[alice]

The concept was humorous but the delivery sucked.

whose … mine?

[Tone]

No, sorry I didn't see you replied - was talkin about Lloyd's software joke.. let me read yours.

[Tone]

ok, my turn to tell a joke. i've never seen it written down, though, so i hope it's not gonna be as long as lloyd's.

princess goes for a walk in the park. comes to a pond. sees a frog.
says, "hey, this scene looks familiar to me … ah, i remember …
all i have to do now is kiss you, and then you'll turn into a prince!"
(the last part she said to the frog)
the frog replies, "no, that was my brother, that fool … if you want this to work with me, it's gotta be a blowjob!"

*smiles and nods... smiles.. and... nods*

[Lloyd95]

No, sorry I didn't see you replied - was talkin about Lloyd's software joke.. let me read yours.

Liar.
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[alice]

*smiles and nods... smiles.. and... nods*

ok, i know the delivery sucks. but i tried to keep it short and i succeeded, dindn't i?

[Tone]

The delivery was fine - the joke just wasn't that good

[alice]

The delivery was fine - the joke just wasn't that good

you wouldn't know a good joke if it bit you in the nose.