Friday morning humor

[Tone]

Oh trust me, Tone KNOWS FUNNY!

[alice]

Oh trust me, Tone KNOWS FUNNY!

like … tone knows algebra?

[Lloyd95]

Oh snap!
__________

[Tone]

Low blow... Lloyd you suppose to have my back!

[alice]

Oh snap!
__________

ok, english is not my mother tongue >>> could somebody please tell me, what exactly this "snap" does mean?

[Tone]

It means "OH NO SHE DI'INT!!"

[alice]

It means "OH NO SHE DI'INT!!"

and what's THAT supposed to mean?

[Tone]

Ghetto way of sayin "didn't"

[alice]

Ghetto way of sayin "didn't"

ok, if so: who did not do what?

[Lloyd95]

Imagine a 'sista' saying it.

[Tone]

ok, if so: who did not do what?

YOU (alice) did not go THERE (Tone's math skills)

Geez... way to kill the mood alice, I don't even feel like joking anymore if we have to break it down like this.

[alice]

YOU (alice) did not go THERE (Tone's math skills)

Geez... way to kill the mood alice, I don't even feel like joking anymore if we have to break it down like this.

ok, thank you. that's just what i'd thought about what it means from the start.

[DutchBoY]

Amber, A 16 year old catholic girl goes to confession.

Amber: I called a boy a mother f4cker last night.

Priest: Why did you do that?

Amber: He kissed me.

The priest bent over and kissed her.
Priest: like that?

Amber: yes.

Priest: Is that why you called him a mother f4cker?

Amber: No, then he grabbed me butt.

The priest grabbed her butt.
Priest: like this?

Amber: yes.

Priest: Is that why you called him a mother f4cker?

Amber: no, then he pulled my pants down.

The priest then pulled her pants down.
Priest:like this?

Amber:yes.

Priest : Is that why you called him a mother f4cker?

Amber: No, then he took off my panties, and put his you know what in my you know where.

The priest took off her panties, and put his you know what in her you know where.
Priest: Like this?

Amber: yes

Priest: Is that why you called him a mother f4cker?

Amber: no

Priest: then why did you call him a mother f4cker?

Amber: He had herpes!

Priest: That MOTHER F4CKER!

[alice]

i love dirty jokes about priests.

[DutchBoY]

Two eskimos, a big one and a little one, go to their local Alaskan convent with a question. The big one nudges the little one and says, "Go ahead, knock on the door, knock on the door."

The Mother Superior answers the door. Again, the big eskimo nudges the little one and says, "Go ahead, ask her the question, ask her the question."

The little eskimo timidly says, "May we speak with the midget nun that lives here please?"

The Mother Superior answers, "There are no midget nuns living here."

The big eskimo starts nudging the little one again and says, "Go ahead, ask her the other question, ask her the other question."

The little eskimo asks in a quavering voice, "Well. Are there any midget nuns in Alaska?"

The Mother Superior responds uncertainly, "Why no, I don't believe so."

With this the big eskimo falls down and rolls on the ground, clutching his belly as he laughs uncontrollably. "See", he says to the little eskimo, "I told you you boned a penguin!"