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Thread: She's pregnant...AGAIN?!

  1. 08-08-06, 02:34 AM #16
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    Shorty is my brother. You're his illegitimate son by Catharine Zeta Jones before she got with Michael Douglas.
  2. 08-08-06, 02:36 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gigabitch
    Shorty is my brother. You're his illegitimate son by Catharine Zeta Jones before she got with Michael Douglas.
    Damn! There was me hoping I'd be your bit on the side *wink wink*
    Live together. Die alone - [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvi_RCM3FAM[/url]
  3. 08-08-06, 02:42 AM #18
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    I'm too involved with Karl Urban to have any time for pool boys right now. Maybe later, we can introduce a new twist where you're actually the son of Jet Li, thereby removing the incest stigma.
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    Milf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Eh, I'm not all that. Young guys just try it because they figure I'll say yes.


    They're dead wrong.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Frasbee
    My sister got preggy with a ****in' 18 year old boy!

    She's ****in' 27!

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
    It doesn't matter though! who could ever beat this, 80yr old man engaged to be married with a 25yr old woman! gawd! this is a story been told by a friend...
    ..::: Don't think that I am b*tch! I am beyond b*tch! :::..
  7. 08-08-06, 09:56 AM #22
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    Whoa, I leave and come back and all of a sudden I have a new family.
  8. 08-08-06, 11:15 AM #23
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    well i didn't volunteer to be a relative cause it sounds like the last thing you need is a mexican in your family.

    but at least if we're gonna get preggo from a 17 year old we're at MOST 15.
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    Wait, can somebody please summarize my new family tree?
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    Does this make me the mother of Frasbee and Lilwing?
    Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gigabitch
    I'll adopt Zarathu as a punishment for my sins.
    No, the incest you'll be irresistably forcing me against my will to do will be your sins.

    kthxbai
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gigabitch
    Eh, I'm not all that. Young guys just try it because they figure I'll say yes.


    They're dead wrong.
    So you HAVE been asked before by a younger guy?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiechi
    So you HAVE been asked before by a younger guy?
    Naughty boys live in New Mexico also. He wanted to know if I could teach him anything.

    I hope to God he was kidding. He was a good 12 years younger than me. (And that would make him still older than you, Kiechi.)
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