Off2College is actually Off2College in 2 days. Any advice on relationships?

[Off2College]

Well high school has come and gone, and in 2 days i'm heading to college. I left high school sweet and sour with one rejection but experience in dealing with girls.

What should i expect from college? I'm a hard academic/extracurricular worker, but I am also a hard partier.. I'm looking for a classy girl (only girls i've liked in HS), which means not a slut or has had 10 BFs. I am still a virgin although I've been asked for for sex on more than one occasion.. Any experienced members here with college experience share some tips. Or maybe i should just say "f it" and enjoy the ride

[thinker]

Well, honestly I would make sure you stay single for at least a month, maybe two. Don't make the huge mistake of hooking up with the first thing with boobs and legs you come within 5 feet of...

Assuming you are not going to some little monastary in Saskatchuan, most colleges have LOTS of girls, I mean more than you can handle just thinking about; at my school the sorority rush girls are all around; literally about 3-4 THOUSAND hot girls in their little mandatory mini skirts and sun dresses... I'm very close to blowing a circuit especially since the greek houses are right on my way to campus...

Anyways, yeah, there will be no problem in the quantity department... just make sure to find someone who is looking for the same things you are; and for the love of God, take your time man! No asking for sex after 3 days of meeting someone And 4 years (I am assuming...) is a long time; don't shoot yourself in the foot by making an ass out of yourself in front of some hot cheerleaders in the first week... you have a long time, so take it slowly

[King Zarathu]

Just remember the difference between girls that are meant to LOOK at and the girls that are meant to love and care for.

[xwfuro]

college is the same lol more lushes! just keep dating, and retainging information. thats the only way youll ever finally realzie what you truly want in a relationship

[GrkScorp]

First of all, Girls in College are nothing like girls in High School.

See, your philosophy comming from High School is, that if you find a girl, that likes you, and that will go out with you, from your school, it is so rare, that you can't afford to let it go.. Not the case with College..

Girls are left and right, front and back, all over the place, and single, and looking.. to meet anyone.. no really, I can't begin to tell you what knockouts i've seen dating losers.. hmm.. i guess college is in some ways like High School..

But anyway.. here are your 6 types of girls you look out for in College.. The Whores are for easy sex.. The Eastern-European/Russian Girls are for easy sex AND help with classes.. and the last type is the one you want for a girlfriend.. and they come in bulk.. so don't pick the first one you see..



1) Asian or Southeast Asian: Well, you know where they are from, either from the chop sticks in their hair or sari they're wearing.. but.. these girls have no time to talk to anyone, and especially not to you. You can spot them out by looking for any chick that is walking alone or in a WuTang clan of these girls.. holding TI-83s like they're gold, and their Calculus III textbook, next to their Oranic Chemistry test with an A+ on it.. My advice, stay away.. really.. Not fun people.. and they make you want to kill yourself, because you constantly question whether you are studying enough, or why you haven't made dean's list yet..

2) Russian/Eastern-European: Look, in the former Soviet Union, people were taught two things, Math and Science, and these girls know that better than English. You may find them hot, they may look ditzy, but make no mistake, they are most likely Math, Biology, Chemistry, Biochemistry, or Physics majors, heading on to Medical School with thier 4.0 in everything.. Here's the good part.. if you ever go to a club, or a party, or anywhere.. the bartenders or waiters there all call these girls by their first name. Know why? That's caz these girls don't study. These girls get blasted all night, party harder than you can ever dream of, and have no hangovers. That's all thanx to Soviet education (i.e. Calculus I,II,III, Organic Chemistry, Physics, ALL BY THE 8th GRADE!!!), and a little something called Vodka, which makes them immune to the effects of alchohol.. In the end, they are just fun.. not funny, not cool, not even someone worth dating, but Smart, Whorey, alchohol resistant girls, that will do anyone INCLUDING YOU!!!

3) Fat Notties: Be prepared to RUN THE FCUK AWAY when you see one of these things come your way.. They are usually the girl who has a really really really hot friend who every guy she meets asks her about before she can even tell them her own name.. it pisses her off like crazy, and she's done trying to get guy's attention, because her ugly fat @ss just can't compete and she knows it.. So she will make a joke out of you in front of her friend(s), and sabotage any chance you have over being friends or more with them.. Hint: A nottie, is not a hottie!!!

4) I'm a WHORE!!!: Yes, these are the girls that attract many young adult males to universities all across the country such as the University of Miami, Tampa, Duke University, and New York University. You can spot them out quite easily. They are the ones wearing a thong higher than their belly button, the brightest neon thong in the whole room/club, you can't miss it!!! In case you do, just look for shortest skirt, or something that resembles a skirt.. You found your girl.. Needless to say, these girls have an orgasm knowing that they have made everyone happy. They are not afraid to let the whole world know that they want attention, even if they lose all respect and dignity in the process. Look no further if you hear someone saying something like.. "Like omg, Jake was bragging about how he fingered me last night while we were dancing on stage, but like, I was totally drunk off of 30 shots of whatever that was... lol.. so, i couldn't feel anything anyway.. So it doesn't count..".. It's not done, her nottie friend usually says something like.. "Jake? I thought you were dancing with Matt?".. Still not done.. this is where she says "Matt? which party are you thinking about?, OMG!! It was Matt!!!".. Yup.. that's her.. if you ever need it badly, that's your girl..

5) I'm not a Whore: Sure you're not.. Beware of the following intro-beginner courses.. (English, Psychology, Sociology, Political Science, History, Art, Music, Economics, Biology, and Media Studies and Communication)... Why you may ask? Well, for one, these type of girls will take all the intro courses they can for the first two years of college, hoping to find some successful-to-be guy in college to spend the rest of their life with.. This does not have to be you!!! When a girl comes up to you, asking if you get stuff in class, or to randomly tell you that this professor is hard, and then to casually touch you, or to laugh and flirt while stroking your pen against her lips in a sexually suggestive motion.. NO!!! SNAP OUT OF IT AND DON'T FALL FOR IT!!! She's an undercover whore.. at least the Type 4's admit it..

6) Girl of your Dreams: You have never imagined meeting someone so hot, so nice, so right, no matter how hard you try, you can't even picture them again in you mind after you see them, you brain can't process their prefectness.. But College is full of them.. one after the other, class after class.. they're all there, most of them taken, but alot of them are still single.. I know what you're thinking.. PHAT CHANCE I'M GOING TO DATE HER!!! You're wrong!!! Girls in College are not girls, they are Women, women that love to meet other guys.. College is the largets hook-up institution in America, plus, you get to learn stuff while you're there.. Everyone in college likes to meet new people, and this couldn't be more true for these types of girls.. they love making new friends.. Everything is perfect about them, they might be a little shy, or even too intense for you to handle at first, but you have to give them time.. They are the biggest sweethearts you've ever met.. and You just have to pick ONE!!!

Enjoy College Kid.. and tell us where you're going... and who the lucky ladies are that catch your eye this semester... that's what we're all waiting for at LF..

[Junket]

That was inspirational.

Truly.

[BFTrick]

Im going to be a sophmore in college this year. So all i have to say is, it was a blast, and all you have to be is be friendly and extroverted. if you are friendly you will have all the girls you ever wanted. Wether it be for a relationship or sex.

Seriously just be bold and confident and friendly and your golden.

have fun.

[misombra]

just make friends with as many people as possible before you start dating someone. college is for fun, i wouldn't focus so much on dating.

[vashti]

If you want classy girls, avoid frat parties.

[GrkScorp]

Yeah.. and stay away from Greek Frats... seriously.. this is comming from someone who's half Greek!!!

and if you have to join one.. then don't let it be Sigma Epsilon Xi... Let that sink in..

anyway.. the things you should be worried about are secret societies..

They ususally have a symbol of a Cross or a Skull, or the Fish from Mario 3...
And you can't really join them, they join you..

there are only three types of people in college:

those who know about the secret societies because they are a member, those who have no clue and think it's a bunch of baloney.. and those who wanted out of the secret societies and are now dead..

these are the types of organizations that will kill the person who is closest to finding a cure for AIDS... counterproductive no???

they will pass around snacks in their secret meetings... secret snacks.. stuff you haven't even heard of...

like chilli and tequilla flavored pringles chips... you'll hear something like.. "What do you mean we're out of Oreo & Bailey's Pringles? I thought I got enough for everyone!!"...

bad news.. just stay away..

[derm]

I've been asked for for sex on more than one occasion..

And like any gentleman would............. you naturally refused!

[GrkScorp]

haha.. that reminds me of a funny story.. about me and my cousin in highschool..

we went into the lunch room early.. and well.. basicly.. the class whore signals to me to come over to her table.. and around all her friends.. asks me if I wanted "a little head during lunch".. as you can imagine, It was rather disgusting to be asked something like that from someone like her.. but I looked at her like she had three eyes and told her no thank you, I was really hungry... I wonder till this day why I threw in the "i'm really hungry".. i guess i needed to make up an excuse so she wouldn't feel bad..

well.. anyhow.. my cousin comes in shortly after.. and they signal to him to come over aswell.. they all ask him if he wants a little head during lunch aswell... he sits there thinking for about a split second.. and accepts their offer with joy... 2 seconds later, the girls pull out a broken barbie doll head from their bag and hand it to him laughing for a good 5 minutes...

the victim of his own sexuality.. however.. in college.. girls don't play these games.. nevertheless... you have to ask yourself... Do you really want head or sex from someone who offeres it so freely and openly???

[Off2College]

haha its funny cause i'm actually going to one of the colleges that GrkScorp listed as the top destinations for whores. Well see the reason why i declined the offers was cause 1. i am trying as hard as i can to stay a virgin till marriage 2. she's like the class whore. except she's also a friend of mine, and that she was being serious.

I don't like whores, period.

[GrkScorp]

Amen to that.. but.. seriously.. If you're going to one of those Universities.. I can only recommend two things to you so you do not compromise your goals..

1) Transfer..

2) Set new goals.. The include losing you virginity ASAP..

[Tiay]

they all ask him if he wants a little head during lunch aswell... he sits there thinking for about a split second.. and accepts their offer with joy... 2 seconds later, the girls pull out a broken barbie doll head from their bag and hand it to him laughing for a good 5 minutes...

hahahah, ohhhh man, I wish I could've seen that!

Off2College, i'm sure you'll do fine. Be confident, don't hit the drink too much, and if you get burnt, learn from it edit; don't change who you are too much; the right girl will appreciate you for who you are, waiting for marriage and all.