First Date ever…

[letan]

Gosh, I was thisclose to going on my very first date today. This Spanish dude was on fire with those sexy dark eyes and slim body. Too bad I found out he was an illegal immigrant and I figured he lied about almost everything he told me on the phone. If it wasn’t for my mom being so strict and interviewing the guy before we leave, I would have been with someone who is the biggest liar and an illegal alien. When he got to my apartment complex, my mom spoke to him for a while and asked for his driver license. He made up some kind of story talking about how he went scuba diving the other day and left it in the Keys. I recalled speaking to him on the phone and he had told me that he HAS his license but he’s not going to show it to my mom if she ask because he said he’s a grown man and he shouldn’t be treated like a kid. Anyways, he decided to just show my mom his passport. My mom being the detective that she is asked “where is the expiration date?”. This dude slowly took his passport from my mother’s hand and said “you know what, I don’t have to take this” and he started walking away and went back to his car. When I went back home, the phone rang, I told him you didn’t have to make a big deal out of it, she does that to everyone I chill with. He said he’s sorry if he offended me or my mom and that he can go back and show the passport again. I was like “no that’s okay.” And he asked me how old am I? Like he’s trying to say that you should not let your mother all up on your business cuz you’re already 24. I mean I am still living under my mom’s roof and she had the right to meet every person I hang with and he was the only one who had a serious problem with it. All my friends know that my mother is crazy and too protective but they don’t let her get in the way from them hanging out with me. I never thought this guy would be so weird, like he’s hiding something.

[Gigabitch]

First date ever-interruptus and you're 24?

Honey, we gotta talk. What if your mama gets hit by a bus? You'd be left without any dating skills at an age where others are getting serious.

Maybe he wasn't the right guy, but you need to go out on a DATE, for God's sake.

[King Zarathu]

Tool.

Everybody else will say your mom is justified and all of that, but tell her to stop ****ing bleeding like an incessently annoying dick.

Parents like that just piss me off so much... That's part of the reason I moved out of my dad's house.

[letan]

lol..well my mom was not gonna go with us.
and heck no she dont give me no dating skills. In fact she rather not have her daughters dating.

[Gigabitch]

What, she wants you to grow old never having known the touch of a man? Doesn't she want you to live happily ever after?

[letan]

Maybe he wasn't the right guy, but you need to go out on a DATE, for God's sake.

lol..i know i do.
but i'm tired of unattractive guys comin up to me everywhere. i rather be single if thats the case.

[Gigabitch]

Won't stop 'em. It's just what they do. The attractive ones are a danger of another kind. You need to be learning about this stuff first hand.

Why are you still living at home (no judgement- I moved back in with my mom twice before I was out for good).

[vashti]

I think you need to move into your own place. You are certainly old enough.

[King Zarathu]

This sickens me. I'm sitting here making $45 per hour with something that requires more than a pulse to do, and people in their mid-20s are having a hard time getting their own place?


I'm speechless.

[Gigabitch]

This sickens me. I'm sitting here making $45 per hour with something that requires more than a pulse to do, and people in their mid-20s are having a hard time getting their own place?


I'm speechless.

Judge not. You have a number of advantages that others have had to do without.

And I don't believe you're speechless. Not for a hot second.

[Koro]

but i'm tired of unattractive guys comin up to me everywhere. i rather be single if thats the case.

Wow that statement was so extremely Shallow.
maybe thats why your 24 and have never been on a date before.....

[King Zarathu]

And I don't believe you're speechless. Not for a hot second.

Hehe.... Well, I don't think many people would enjoy me saying what I really think about that.

[Gigabitch]

You need to watch your p's and q's for a while. I hear Boten Anna is after you.

[Junket]

In fact she rather not have her daughters dating.

I'm curious about parents who don't want their kids dating.

Do they expect that their kids will just magically appear married toting grandchildren?