Further evidence that it doesn't take a lick of intelligence to get into college.
Do you really think that waving your forged "IM A LAW STUDENTE!!11" card is going to win you some sort of extra popularity around here...? What are you, about 19, still living at home with mom and dad, and in your first or second year of online school? Should we start calling you Matlock?
Probably the most brilliant thing I have read this month. I really hope nobody checks your sentence structure when you are working as a patent attorney or a family divorce document prep-clerk 20 years from now. Or did you have higher hopes of doing something contributing to society...like...animal law with an emphasis on bestiality?
Yeah, it gets them real wet. Sometimes I even go on OTHER forums and talk about how badass I am, and that I am a LAW STUDENT!!! Chicks dig that kinda shit.