Last edited by vashti; 19-09-06 at 10:04 AM.
Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?
Because you're terrible at oral, and because you don't have to put in skill that you don't have into intercourse.Originally Posted by vashti
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Just kidding, you're good at both, dear.
Clean the pool, virgin boy.
Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?
Maybe her boyfriend is asian aswell, and it really is hard work finding it all the time when your guy is hung like a fly.
Are you an expert on Asian penises, VashTN?
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Me neither. However, GrkScorp earlier said he has some issues with delayed ejaculation earlier in this thread (?) so I am thinking he may be projecting his problem onto other men, many whom have the opposite problem.
Last edited by vashti; 21-09-06 at 05:03 AM.
Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?
Ahh...delayed ejaculation. Either that was my problem with Jordyn, or she just ****ing sucked terribly.
Probably the latter, considering we were talking about it in Philosophy the other day. The kid she blew a couple weeks after blowing me was like, "Yeah...that was the most God-awful thing I have ever experienced. Ever." My friend Gib said, "Aww! Nick, you didn't teach her!"
Whore.
Oh, please. That is all just male bravado. The worst blow job in the world is better than none at all. You boys are silly.
Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?
Verdict by the supreme court:
She should have bitten it off.
Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?
** yawn**
I need a new poolboy. You suck. Where is Kiechi?
Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?