My Shisha

King Zarathu · 01-10-06, 10:56 AM

So, I finally bought one. Here it is:

**Gigabitch** · 01-10-06, 10:58 AM

You can give yourself a bongwater enema when you're done smoking your opium.

King Zarathu · 01-10-06, 11:01 AM

I'm going to have sex with it.

**Gigabitch** · 01-10-06, 11:02 AM

Use a condom. That thing looks fertile.

King Zarathu · 01-10-06, 11:02 AM

Oh, also, his name is Yussef.

**vashti** · 01-10-06, 12:38 PM

"Shisha" sounds like the name of a hookah for a gay man.

King Zarathu · 01-10-06, 12:45 PM

Originally Posted by vashti

"Shisha" sounds like the name of a hookah for a gay man.

You're bad at life.

**vashti** · 01-10-06, 12:50 PM

Well, I admit I am bad.

King Zarathu · 01-10-06, 12:51 PM

Originally Posted by vashti

Well, I admit I am bad.

...in bed.

**vashti** · 01-10-06, 12:54 PM

Well, some men like it that way. What's the saying? "When I'm good, I'm really good, and when I'm bad I'm better."

King Zarathu · 01-10-06, 12:54 PM

You're old.

**vashti** · 01-10-06, 12:56 PM

Where is Giga when you need some behavior modification?

King Zarathu · 01-10-06, 12:58 PM

Originally Posted by vashti

Where is giga when you need some behavior modification?

Oh, is Giga not a proper noun either, you ass?

**vashti** · 01-10-06, 01:00 PM

There. It's fixed, you spelling nazi.

King Zarathu · 01-10-06, 01:15 PM

Originally Posted by vashti

There. It's fixed, you spelling nazi.

I'm a Nazi? That would have really offended you if you were Jewish.

Thread: My Shisha