Eeeew. You are fired.
Mathias' Great Adventure: Part IV!
Actually, contrary to the belief in here, she was NOT naked. She was still in her pajamas, but I figured I was in a bad enough situation, and actually thought with my brain for the first time in a while. I left.
On the way back, I called my long-distance girlfriend. She apologized for calling so late, and realized that I had probably slept through the call (eep!), and didn't want to call my dorm (thank you God!). She said that she had been crying herself to sleep because she missed me, and wanted to hear my voice, and see when I could come home.
Oops.
We hang up, and I go about my normal day, until I run into the blonde on campus.
"Can I see you tonight? I've missed you all day."
This, is where I don't make a good decision. I say sure, and the guilt hits me like a freight train. I make my nightly call to my girlfriend, and head on over there.
I reach her dorm at about 8:00, and she's sitting there with her parents.
"Mom, Dad...this is Matt...the great guy I was telling you about..."
I liked it better when I thought she was naked.
Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?
If it makes you feel any better, I am equally disturbed. Besides, I am saving myself for George Clooney or Antonio Banderas. You know - someone old enough to be your father.
Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?