Poetry sucks.
Do you like Ernest Hemingway?
Poetry sucks.
Do you like Ernest Hemingway?
Of course.
What exactly is NOT to like about his work?
Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?
The fact that his stories are boring and pointless.
Do you like Huckleberry Finn?
Not as much as Tom Sawyer.
What is your favorite piece of literature?
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I hate all literature, but if I had to choose, it would probably be Romeo and Juliet.
Do you enjoy math?
Yes.
What was your favorite subject in high school?
There are moments when one feels free from one's own identification with human limitations and inadequacies. At such moments one imagines that one stands on some spot of a small planet, gazing in amazement at the cold yet profoundly moving beauty of the eternal, the unfathomable; life and death flow into one, and there is neither evolution nor destiny; only Being. - Albert Einstein
Computer science.
Have you ever taken an interest in programming?
Yes, but it quickly fizzled when I realized that it was crashing dull.
What should you NOT eat on a date?
Spammer Spanker
Garlic, unless your date is eating garlic too. Your breath will KILL the other person unless their breath is the same.
Chocolate or vanilla?
chocolate. easy.
strawberries or cherries?
never regret anything that made you smile.
ça m'ete egal.
[sp]
cherries.
do you like rap?
baby ya hustle. but me i hustle harder.
Some rap. I'm VERY picky with my rap.
Do you enjoy techno?
i like all kinds of music.
what do you value more, love or money?
baby ya hustle. but me i hustle harder.
I would only be willing to spill menstrual blood.
What did you get on your SAT exams?
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1980. I would've done better but I was coming down with pneumonia
Digital clock or analog?
People are bastard coated bastards with bastard filling