your most recent embarrasing moment

[LostNotFound]

ma so's tall around 6'2 and i'm 5'4 we we're in a restarunt the other day and i was sitting in between the wall and him. to get out i had to climb over his gangly legs. he tried to be cute and not let me out and i didnt realise and fell flat on ma face smaking ma boob on a chair. now i have a bruised boob and that stupid embarassing moment to relive evrytime we go to that rest.

[anachronistic]

i would have felt like shit if i was your boyfriend. holy ****. tlak about like tail-between-legs. sometimes i do clumsy crap like that.

today my friend threw a rock at me and he was just kidding around, so kidding around back, i whipped a rock at him and smoked him between the eyes. feel really bad. the guilt probably causes me more pain that that bruise he has.