i have a granny mobile. if you care THAT much, it's a delta 88 year 1987.
does your mother know you're stupid?
i have a granny mobile. if you care THAT much, it's a delta 88 year 1987.
does your mother know you're stupid?
Thats a nice car i know which one you mean i know cars well as i'm car mad old once new once are all the same.
Yes she dose
Life is like a dick. When things get hard, **** it.
My mother is too stupid to know I'm stupid, but she's damned clear on the fact that I am a bitch.
What animal are you most afraid of?
Spammer Spanker
My right hand.
Do you wad your toilet paper or fold it into squares?
i wad it up and stuff it in my ass.
have you ever attempted autofellatio?
Actually I have attempted it before (unsuccessfully), not because I wanted to suck my own dick, but to see if I was that flexible. In my gym class we had to do flexibility tests, and I did the worst out of everyone
Have you ever gone skiing?
not yet,but i am interested,
have you tried anal sex?
"In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 terrorists and saved the world 4 times. What the **** have you done with your life?"
no. Honestly, it sounds like it could be fun if there wasn't poop and bacteria up there.
ever been in a sex shop?
Yes. I went with my sisters for a laugh when we were out drinking one time. There were only two other cars in the parking lot, and they both had Jesus bumper-stickers on their cars.
Also, I went to a REALLY kinky one in West Hollywood when I was getting married, but that was only because they made custom bras, and I needed a strapless, backless bra for my wedding dress. There was lots of rubber in and vinyl in that place.
What is your favorite sort of ethnic food?
Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?
My favorite ethnic food would be Italian. Not Olive Garden Italian, but the authentic stuff. Italian food in Italy is much, much better than it is here in the US. Especially in Calabria.
Do you call soft drinks "soda" or "pop"?
I used to have a Myspace, for about 4 months. Unfortunately I would never have used it for any of the purposes they tout it as being useful for, such as networking (haha... yeah right). It also didn't do very good things to my self-esteem, but then again this was a couple of years ago when I still cared.
What is your favorite movie?
Legends of the Fall,
how often do you experience deja vu?
"In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 terrorists and saved the world 4 times. What the **** have you done with your life?"
I don't experience deja vu. I experience unlikely coincidences once in a while though.
Have you ever done methcathinone, 4-methylaminorex, or some other stimulant and become a little too violent?