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    is this the face that you were referring too? i'm sure this is the face that you gave your ex when she told you that she was leaving you. the truth about the garden?? i'll tell it to you. she's not planting it to take her mind off of you, but she's really planting it for me. i told her to plant her seeds so i can later fertilize them the next time that i stop by her house. it takes a real man to do what little donut boy coudln't.

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    haha hotty, i think that you gave yourself too much credit. even on my drunkest and blindest days, i wouldn't tap you on your shouder to even ask for directions. muchless i don't see how i would ever stick my dick into any part of your body...

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    didn't you read my thread?? that would include blowjobs because my dick would be in your mouth. that is unless you don't consider your mouth another part of your body. before you open your mouth, you should try reading, it's been linked to the learning of higher education.

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    I think I just got squeezed out of an MFM. Damn.
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    **** you all you dam b4stards!!!!

    whew, i've always wanted to say that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy1218 View Post
    **** you all you dam b4stards!!!!

    whew, i've always wanted to say that.
    you're just stupid... you're not talking shit, but you're making more of an ass of yourself than anyone on the forums.

    giga.. sorry, i'd work you so hard that you'd piss out my cum for a week straight. wait, you're kinky like that so maybe that's not a bad thing for you huh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Illusional View Post
    you're just stupid... you're not talking shit, but you're making more of an ass of yourself than anyone on the forums.

    giga.. sorry, i'd work you so hard that you'd piss out my cum for a week straight. wait, you're kinky like that so maybe that's not a bad thing for you huh?

    raverboy
    This thread just peaked harder than Ms. Hotty's starchy-ass pussylips.

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    the reason why miss hotty is always horny is because she never reaches her peak. always cumming close to the finish line, but never actually getting there will do anyone in. all i can say to that is she lacks the skills.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bohemiandonut View Post
    She'll come crawling back, begging for the cock, just like Ms. Hotty and Giga!
    Yes ****ing right whatever flat dick.


    Quote Originally Posted by Illusional View Post
    didn't you read my thread?? that would include blowjobs because my dick would be in your mouth. that is unless you don't consider your mouth another part of your body. before you open your mouth, you should try reading, it's been linked to the learning of higher education.

    raverboy


    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy1218 View Post
    **** you all you dam b4stards!!!!

    whew, i've always wanted to say that.
    You go Jimmy

    Quote Originally Posted by Illusional View Post
    the reason why miss hotty is always horny is because she never reaches her peak. always cumming close to the finish line, but never actually getting there will do anyone in. all i can say to that is she lacks the skills.

    raverboy
    Hay cum all right mate like a water fall

    Quote Originally Posted by bohemiandonut View Post
    This thread just peaked harder than Ms. Hotty's starchy-ass pussylips.
    **** you how would you know what it is like
    Life is like a dick. When things get hard, **** it.


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    well if you cum all night like a water fall, why is it that you are never satisfied?? if you can't please yourself, obviously your "mate" won't be able to do it for you.

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    Hmmm. I think I'd like to talk some shit about my ex, just because I can.

    He got really lazy in bed after about a year and I started faking it just to get him off me. Man, I'm glad I don't have to get in bed with his sorry ass any more.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gigabitch View Post
    Man, I'm glad I don't have to get in bed with his sorry ass any more.
    Yeah some guys just don't know how to take a strap-on. Maybe you should hook up with Illusional?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bohemiandonut View Post
    Yeah some guys just don't know how to take a strap-on. Maybe you should hook up with Illusional?
    I'd sure make his ass sorry, all right. There'd be plenty of rock-hard dildo left over for you, too, bodo!
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    yup i learned all about taking a strap on from watching hotty give it to donut. since he insisted that i watch for "education" purposes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Illusional View Post
    well if you cum all night like a water fall, why is it that you are never satisfied?? if you can't please yourself, obviously your "mate" won't be able to do it for you.

    raverboy
    I don't know why i never satisfied i will be for about 5 mins after but then i'll go horny again. Well someone must be able

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    yup i learned all about taking a strap on from watching hotty give it to donut. since he insisted that i watch for "education" purposes.

    raverboy
    Why you lying we all know it's you who like there girl to wear a strap on. Yet again you have to wear one just to satisfie a girl
    Life is like a dick. When things get hard, **** it.


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    strap on or not, you're never satisfied because you've never been with me before. but if you really want to, just take a number and head to the back of the line.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Illusional View Post
    strap on or not, you're never satisfied because you've never been with me before. but if you really want to, just take a number and head to the back of the line.

    raverboy
    Yeah Hotty, head to the back of the line where all the other girls will be waiting in front of you with their strap-ons. Hold on to your ankles, Delusional, it's going to be a long night.

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